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Anybody else been purposely beating up their knuckles lately?

Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:45 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129719 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:45 am
Been working them with sandpaper and rocks. Didnt realize the importance of a hand first impression til last week. No Baker trash baws will be picking fights with this skinny honkey.
Posted by N2cars
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Member since Feb 2008
38139 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:46 am to
Use a box of rice.


You're welcome.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133716 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:47 am to
I shaved my pubes and superglued them to my knuckles.

Now when I punch people it hurts AND they get crabs.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 8:50 am
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5489 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:47 am to
You better delete this before Hammer comes in here
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65316 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:48 am to
I've busted up 4 different knuckles in the last two months.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118234 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:48 am to
Baker doesn't have any baws.
Posted by The Hindu Dindu
HE A GOOD BOI
Member since Sep 2015
113 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:50 am to
If you didn't order a copy of "Hammertime's Hand Doctoring For Dummies", you're doing it wrong.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:51 am to
If only I had more downvotes available...
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:55 am to
Look at mah hands, Baw!!!
Posted by KittenKuddler
Gliese 581c
Member since Jul 2006
612 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:56 am to
Gotta look at a baw hands baw
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25899 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:05 am to
quote:

Anybody else been purposely beating up their knuckles lately? by Cosmo


I've been taking the rotary sander to them in preparation for the big showdown at the levee with BobtheTerrible.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40606 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:07 am to
I cut my hands off at the wrist to really confuse the competition.

I really should have thought it through though... typing with my nose is taking some getting used to.
Posted by N2cars
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38139 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:09 am to
Pretty sure you can take him, Putty.

BTB is old and living in the past.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133716 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:14 am to


quote:

I cut my hands off at the wrist to really confuse the competition. I really should have thought it through though... typing with my nose is taking some getting used to.


This informative video may help
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71211 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:18 am to
I already have lumberjack hands.

Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53796 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:28 am to
I have the hands of a concert pianist, BUT, I use the magic of movie-making makeup and prosthetics to make them look like an MMA fighters hands.

Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2355 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:30 am to
quote:

If only I had more downvotes available...


There you go, I gave you one of mine
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64188 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:30 am to
Thats a smart move baw. I've been holding a lighter close to my knuckles, and then injecting calcium to make the bone grow.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113322 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:34 am to
quote:

No Baker trash baws will be picking fights with this skinny honkey.



i used to play tackle football on sundays (no pads) against baker dudes..they ain't that tough.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:35 am to
Someone say rocks?
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