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Anybody else been purposely beating up their knuckles lately?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:45 am
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:45 am
Been working them with sandpaper and rocks. Didnt realize the importance of a hand first impression til last week. No Baker trash baws will be picking fights with this skinny honkey.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:46 am to Cosmo
Use a box of rice.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:47 am to Cosmo
I shaved my pubes and superglued them to my knuckles.
Now when I punch people it hurts AND they get crabs.
Now when I punch people it hurts AND they get crabs.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 8:50 am
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:47 am to Cosmo
You better delete this before Hammer comes in here
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:48 am to Cosmo
I've busted up 4 different knuckles in the last two months. 
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:50 am to Cosmo
If you didn't order a copy of "Hammertime's Hand Doctoring For Dummies", you're doing it wrong.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:51 am to Cosmo
If only I had more downvotes available...
Posted on 9/14/15 at 8:56 am to CadesCove
Gotta look at a baw hands baw
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:05 am to Cosmo
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Anybody else been purposely beating up their knuckles lately? by Cosmo
I've been taking the rotary sander to them in preparation for the big showdown at the levee with BobtheTerrible.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:07 am to Cosmo
I cut my hands off at the wrist to really confuse the competition.
I really should have thought it through though... typing with my nose is taking some getting used to.
I really should have thought it through though... typing with my nose is taking some getting used to.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:09 am to Putty
Pretty sure you can take him, Putty.
BTB is old and living in the past.
BTB is old and living in the past.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:14 am to Clyde Tipton
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I cut my hands off at the wrist to really confuse the competition. I really should have thought it through though... typing with my nose is taking some getting used to.
This informative video may help
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:18 am to Cosmo
I already have lumberjack hands.

Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:28 am to Cosmo
I have the hands of a concert pianist, BUT, I use the magic of movie-making makeup and prosthetics to make them look like an MMA fighters hands.

Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:30 am to DonChowder
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If only I had more downvotes available...
There you go, I gave you one of mine
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:30 am to Cosmo
Thats a smart move baw. I've been holding a lighter close to my knuckles, and then injecting calcium to make the bone grow.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 9:34 am to Cosmo
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No Baker trash baws will be picking fights with this skinny honkey.
i used to play tackle football on sundays (no pads) against baker dudes..they ain't that tough.
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