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Condiment Squeeze Bottle Protocol

Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:19 pm
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
4035 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:19 pm
We've all got at least 5 bottles of squeezable condiment in our refrigerators.

My question to the OT is how do you guys & girls go about the gunk buildup around the opening; do you just let it sit until the bottle is empty? do you wipe it after every use?

What says the OT?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10200 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:20 pm to
How is this even a question. Wipe it after use. What kind of animal leaves it dirty?
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13827 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:20 pm to
Go frick yourself
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103465 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

squeezable condiment


Trashy as frick.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:20 pm to
I remove the cap and hand wash if it gets ridiculous


The wife and kids don't give a shite at all apparently
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37883 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:21 pm to
Food and Drink Board
Posted by PinkTiger
Member since Jul 2015
30 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:22 pm to
Everyone here just depends on me to clean it for them.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31974 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:22 pm to
Is one ketchup...?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40543 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:23 pm to
Well I'm a reasonably well adjusted adult, so I make sure to not get shite on the cap in the first place. It's like rolling the bottle of wine at the end of pouring a glass to keep it from running down the label/side of the bottle.

If you are having issues, I'm sorry to inform you, it's operator error.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

The wife and kids don't give a shite at all apparently


Sign of disrespect, you've lost control of the household. She's probably cheating and the kids no longer see you as an authority figure, if they're yours at all.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:23 pm to
I use packets
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85873 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:24 pm to
Are you a monster?

You get it out of the glass bottle/jar with a spoon and put it into a silver bowl before use.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175970 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:26 pm to
little gunk never hurt no one.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15643 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:33 pm to
Lick the cap after use and put it back in the fridge
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

How is this even a question. Wipe it after use. What kind of animal leaves it dirty?


The same kind who never figures out why his pee goes everywhere...
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:36 pm to
What do you do with the little hard piece of string cheese that comes out first?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50463 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:37 pm to
I have this type of mayo.



The "Clean Lock Cap" is legit.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57854 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:38 pm to
WTF kind of beta question is this? OT Ballahs have their trophy-wife tell the butler to "just handle it".


Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 7/29/15 at 3:40 pm to
Never a prob, but I'm a Subway sandwich artist. Bottles don't make it past 5 or 6 carpet-bombs. Even if somebody wants it light.
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