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For Fun- My Alien abduction story/theory. Yay story time.

Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:07 pm
First off, I'm not into aliens. I don't research or google anything on the subject of extra terrestrials or abductions, and I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but this part of my life has always irked me and I find myself thinking about it at least once every few months. So her it is, for fun. hopefully some of you will enjoy.

firstly, I remember as a teen I would always see what appeared to be stars in a certain part of the sky, and when I looked at certain ones in this particular spot, it would appear that it flashed multiple colors. My dad would always claim they were satellites.

on one particular evening near dusk, one began to move upwards. I watched it a while, then it moves downwards. Then it began getting larger, and here is where shite gets weird.

Every part of me wants to say it was just a low flying military craft, and every part of the memory says it was moving VERY slow,but for the life of me I can't frikkin remember what it looked like, even in the slightest. I mean it couldn't have been too frikkin weird or I would have run inside or called the cops or something, right? so why can't I remember?

Last part- The dream. I hardly ever remember dreams. This one i remember and think about frequently just because everything goes together, and it happened around the same time frame. The entire dream MIGHT have lasted 30 seconds. I'm woken up as the house starts to shake. I get up, walk to the front door, open it, white light, and thats it. I wake up for real.

WHAT THE HELL?

This was all prob about 15 years ago, and nothing weird since has happened, aside from once every few months all 4 of mine and my wife's alarms will mysteriously not go off and we both over sleep. so what do you think? Did it happen? :)
Posted by Paul Allen
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:07 pm to
Tl;dr
Posted by graychef
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:08 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 12:06 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:08 pm to
Hell of a story
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:08 pm to
It only happened IRL if your arse was sore the next day.
Posted by Cap Crunch
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:10 pm to
You should stop doing so many drugs
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:10 pm to
You should talk to the guy here who cut up his living room recliner with a butcher's knife because there were demonic chants coming from it.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by Steamy Ray
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:10 pm to
Sorry to hear about your anal probe
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:11 pm to
Did they probe you?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:14 pm to
You saw a moving light in the sky and had a weird dream. Ok.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:14 pm to
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so what do you think?


You went on a bad acid trip.
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:14 pm to
I have a friend who's kid claimed to be approached at night by "a monster" and the way he described it was like a stereotypical alien figure. The crazy thing is, he sent the kid to get psychiatric help and even at one point administered a lie detector test. The kid was telling the truth or at least believed he was.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:23 pm to
Stop huffing.
Posted by LSUsmartass
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by USMCTiger03
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:39 pm to
Obviously.
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:43 pm to
Puff puff pass, don't bogart bro
Posted by bicroundstic2008662
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 11:08 pm to
It is sleep paralysis. You can actually have some pretty cool dreams if you don't freak out during sleep paralysis. It's happened to me about 100+ times, always when I sleep on my back. Only woke up with a alien probed feeling a few times.
Posted by Othello
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 11:13 pm to
You probably have a witch living next door.
Posted by BBONDS25
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 11:31 pm to
It isn't a coyote. It MUST be a squatch!
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