What would you do with a billion dollars?

Snort coke off of each remaining wonder of the world, pay the reigning Oscar winner for Cinematography to film it, cut each clip into a Vine, and then pay to make it trend worldwide. Start a companion website of people doing coke off of other well known monuments-Mount Rushmore, Big Ben, Gary Busey-and allow them to upload onto it and then up vote the coolest ones.

After we got the site up and running I would roll up $100K into each link in a bandolier and buy an original Three Amigos uniform worn on set and have Vera Wang do a custom tailor job. Then I'd wear it onto an international flight first class around the world. I would pay a film company or TMZ to follow me on my trip.

Once I finished, I would travel to Baton Rouge and go to the LSU AD and ask them to name the price of Les Miles' buyout. Once we reached that number, I would ask them to name the price to ensure that every advertisement in Tiger Stadium on every sign, daktronic billboard, or overheard by fans via Dan Borne on the PA was never seen or heard from again, for all eternity. In return I would ask for a simple moment of recognition before the band filed onto the field for Pregame where Dan Borne would say the following phrase:

"This commercial and avarice-fueled money grab opportunity has been avoided thanks to the G-Funk Social Aid & Benevolence Fund."

ETA: I would allow Dan Borne to continue to recite the Abita Water Commercials on 2nd thought. If for no other reason than Dan's ability to turn a phrase is in its full on Glory when he says, "Better service...Better Water...Better Call...The Abita Man!!!"

I would sit in the SEZ in our Season Tickets and snort coke off my seat and smile as I uploaded it to my website, basking in the applause...

Yeah...in short a billion dollars would literally allow me to do these things. It's F*ck you Money and that's what I feel like would need to be done by a man of my stature in order to live up to it.

Cars. lots and lots of them. On the really rare or expensive ones, one to rock, one to stock

philantropist

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1 Billion means complete freedom, all the time in the world.

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You'd be surprised. Normally it means everybody in the world wants your time. If you're living in a house at all things still break down. A bigger house means bigger problems.

Plus you have to spread your money around multiple countries to lessen the risk that politicians will steal all your dough. Then have people in place to manage each stash, who have to be monitored. Etc. etc.

You will, however, be able to pick up dimes on sugardaddy.com and trade in every few months.

ETA: Let's not forget that when you are traveling you may occasionally be the target of kidnappers looking for a sweet ransom. Better get bodyguards, the good ones who really will shoot.

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Two chicks at the same time.

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FIFY.

Burn stacks of $100 bills in the streets and force the poors to watch

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I would die of a cocaine overdose on a yacht with about 20 strippers.

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I'm calling BS on that. With a billion you'd be able to buy up fifty thousand Bama properties at $20k each.

What? I feed on that shite

Turn it into 20B


Start and oil company and buy as much land as I possible could. Also restart the family ranch and get back to having some of the best Brahman genetics in the world.