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Something that has bothered me about Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:36 pm
How did a Snake that's 50ft long (movies) 20ft long (books) and thicker than a tree move around in the fricking plumbing?
Wtf?!?
Wtf?!?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:41 pm to WicKed WayZ
How the Ginger ends ups banging Emma Watson is a far more puzzling question
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:47 pm to WicKed WayZ
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How did a Snake that's 50ft long (movies) 20ft long (books) and thicker than a tree move around in the fricking plumbing?
It's a magical castle that was built centuries ago that has slave elf labor and that's your problem?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:47 pm to WicKed WayZ
Not all the plumbing in a place that large is the size that goes to your sink
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:49 pm to Dam Guide
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It's a magical castle that was built centuries ago that has slave elf labor and that's your problem?
mother fricking this
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:52 pm to LSUSoulja08
Why did Voldemort not have a nose?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:53 pm to LordSnow
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Not all the plumbing in a place that large is the size that goes to your sink
Dude probably thinks all the plumbing in his house is the size of his sink faucet.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:53 pm to WicKed WayZ
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How did a Snake that's 50ft long (movies) 20ft long (books) and thicker than a tree move around in the fricking plumbing?
Wtf?!?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:55 pm to StringedInstruments
The best thing to do with these movies is to enjoy them instead of question them, for example, why did the horocrux inside Harry not get destroyed when the snake but him?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 4:59 pm to mizzoukills
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Why did Voldemort not have a nose?
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Voldemort's appearance became more snake-like as he delved deeper into Dark Magic, and his face became more serpentine, which would presumably explain the flattening of his nose. Mention of Voldemort's serpentine appearance is mentioned in every book. It's theorized that each murder Voldemort committed, the more distorted his face became. There is a scene where Dumbledore shows Harry a memory of Voldemort after he resurfaced after being gone for ten years. He came to hide the Ravenclaw Horcrux and to ask Dumbledore, who was newly appointed headmaster, for the Defence Against the Dark Arts position, and his appearance is drastically changed (this would be been around circa 1956) from when he had gone to work at Borgin and Burkes ten years prior. It's fair to speculate Voldemort was deeply involved in Dark Magic; Dumbledore notes that he hopes "half of what he's heard (about Voldemort's Dark Arts activities) isn't true."
Regarding the movies, super short answer: CGI removed Voldemort's nose. There's a segment in the extra scenes where Voldemort's nose is discussed extensively. Ralph Fiennes was very opposed to the flat nose and had to be convinced of the scary aesthetic value of that choice.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:05 pm to public_enemy
Ha ha. You said snake but
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:18 pm to dawgfan24348
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How the Ginger ends ups banging Emma Watson is a far more puzzling question
I could accept the fairies, magic, running through brick walls, and mystical creatures. The moment he hooked up with Emma Watson the suspension of disbelief was forever cast away.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:24 pm to GetBackToWork
I still don't get how there was such a caste system or relative wealth when money is barely even needed in the wizarding world as scarcity almost doesn't exist.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 5:29 pm to WicKed WayZ
how did no one ever invent a beeper that beeps when voldermort was around?
That would've solved the problems in all of those movies.
That would've solved the problems in all of those movies.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 6:04 pm to dawgfan24348
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How the Ginger ends ups banging Emma Watson is a far more puzzling question
He must have put her under some sort of spell
Posted on 7/2/15 at 6:10 pm to ProjectP2294
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I still don't get how there was such a caste system or relative wealth when money is barely even needed in the wizarding world as scarcity almost doesn't exist.
Yea, I'm not sure how anyone could be "poor". Couldn't they just magically create a better house? They can make a normal sized tent to appear to be a cabin on the inside, but lived in a 3 story shack...
Posted on 7/2/15 at 7:19 pm to WicKed WayZ
Not a good idea to get wrapped up in those kind of trivial details with Harry Potter. You could write a novel trying to explain all the plot holes and inconsistencies.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 8:21 pm to WicKed WayZ
Why not just put a cap in Voldemort's arse? Horcrux that, motherfricker.
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