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The cray cray is out: GOAT stories
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:19 am
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:19 am
I had buddy of mine date a chick who just went all cray cray on him. Disclosure: she is a single mom. They had been dating for 6 months. She lives 300 miles from him, so he was staying with her on the weekends. They were riding back from a garage sale and he saw a beautiful SS parked out in a field. She told him he was not going to stop and look at that car because her kids in the back were hungry. He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."
Fast forward 10 hours. They have fought the rest of the day until 11 o'clock when she told him to just leave. He talks to the kids and says their goodbyes and takes off. Well I guess she had no idea how badly they would take him leaving. She blamed him and started sending nasty texts. I read all 40+ of them. They go from midnight until 4 in the morn and pick back up at 7:30am and drop off at 10 then pick back up at 2pm and go until 7pm. Then 3 a day for the next two days then one last one. He never responded to one text. They were nasty but always ended with thank you and God bless you.
Eta
He was at a gas station sleeping in his car after he left and cops pull up. She accused him of forced entry and slapping her around. There was no evidence to support her claim and it went no where. The texts were much more spooky to me.
Fast forward 10 hours. They have fought the rest of the day until 11 o'clock when she told him to just leave. He talks to the kids and says their goodbyes and takes off. Well I guess she had no idea how badly they would take him leaving. She blamed him and started sending nasty texts. I read all 40+ of them. They go from midnight until 4 in the morn and pick back up at 7:30am and drop off at 10 then pick back up at 2pm and go until 7pm. Then 3 a day for the next two days then one last one. He never responded to one text. They were nasty but always ended with thank you and God bless you.
Eta
He was at a gas station sleeping in his car after he left and cops pull up. She accused him of forced entry and slapping her around. There was no evidence to support her claim and it went no where. The texts were much more spooky to me.
This post was edited on 7/2/15 at 10:57 am
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Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:21 am to rebeloke
Great story
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:22 am to rebeloke
wat?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:22 am to rebeloke
Sounds familiar 
She from Kentucky ?
She from Kentucky ?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:22 am to rebeloke
Please die.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:23 am to rebeloke
Just submitted this riveting tale
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:24 am to rebeloke
don't use the term cray cray ever again. k thanks.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:24 am to rebeloke
quote:
rebeloke
quote:
I had buddy of mine date a chick who just went all cray cray on him. Disclosure: she is a single mom. They had been dating for 6 months. She lives 300 miles from him, so he was staying with her on the weekends. They were riding back from a garage sale and he saw a beautiful SS parked out in a field. She told him he was not going to stop and look at that car because her kids in the back were hungry. He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to." Fast forward 10 hours. They have fought the rest of the day until 11 o'clock when she told him to just leave. He talks to the kids and says their goodbyes and takes off. Well I guess she had no idea how badly they would take him leaving. She blamed him and started sending nasty texts. I read all 40+ of them. They go from midnight until 4 in the morn and pick back up at 7:30am and drop off at 10 then pick back up at 2pm and go until 7pm. Then 3 a day for the next two days then one last one. He never responded to one text. They were nasty but always ended with thank you and God bless you.
You thought this was a :csb worthy story. It's pretty obvious. But in reality, what you considered-from an OT standpoint, anyway-hot snot on a silver platter really and truly is kind of a cold booger on a paper plate.
Try harder next time, Bro.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:25 am to rebeloke
Please stop posting. Please. Please. Please
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:25 am to rebeloke
quote:
He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:25 am to rebeloke
you literally gave us zero substance to what was in those texts and if you arn't going to give us substance, why mention them?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:26 am to rebeloke
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:27 am to rebeloke
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:30 am to rebeloke
quote:
"Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."
He did the right thing.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:31 am to rebeloke
Did he even stop and look at the car? You're really not giving us anything to work with here.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:32 am to rebeloke
Your post sucked arse . make up better stories next time.
Thank you and God Bless you.
Thank you and God Bless you.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:32 am to rebeloke
No pics of mom, no transcript of texts... I'm sending this to the judges but it doesn't look good.
Yep, big fail. Try to do better next time.
Yep, big fail. Try to do better next time.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:34 am to rebeloke
That's the best you could come up with?
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:37 am to rebeloke
quote:Thank you and God bless you.
I had buddy of mine date a chick who just went all cray cray on him. Disclosure: she is a single mom. They had been dating for 6 months. She lives 300 miles from him, so he was staying with her on the weekends. They were riding back from a garage sale and he saw a beautiful SS parked out in a field. She told him he was not going to stop and look at that car because her kids in the back were hungry. He looked at her and said real cool like, "Oh I'll stop and look at that car if I want to."
Fast forward 10 hours. They have fought the rest of the day until 11 o'clock when she told him to just leave. He talks to the kids and says their goodbyes and takes off. Well I guess she had no idea how badly they would take him leaving. She blamed him and started sending nasty texts. I read all 40+ of them. They go from midnight until 4 in the morn and pick back up at 7:30am and drop off at 10 then pick back up at 2pm and go until 7pm. Then 3 a day for the next two days then one last one. He never responded to one text. They were nasty but always ended with thank you and God bless you.
Posted on 7/2/15 at 10:39 am to rebeloke
A novelist you're not.
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