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re: The Office Season 2
Posted on 6/10/15 at 1:40 am to wish i was tebow
Posted on 6/10/15 at 1:40 am to wish i was tebow
Phyllis really? Haha. Did they not see Karen from behind or Pam from the front?
Posted on 6/10/15 at 1:55 am to Othello
surprised this hasnt made it
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BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war - the war of work - but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bangs fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight laughs maniacally] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesmen and women of the world... unite. We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND... Audience: ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL! [thunderous applause]
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BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war - the war of work - but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bangs fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight laughs maniacally] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesmen and women of the world... unite. We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND... Audience: ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL! [thunderous applause]
Posted on 6/10/15 at 2:00 am to WestCoastAg
and this, of course, is right after michael stalling on stage
"GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!! i am not dwight schrute, not at all. i am michael scott. his mentor and boss. and until dwight comes up, if he ever does, i wanted to say a few words about excellence. what makes a work envi-ron-ment excellent? well, there are many things i believe that do...such a thing....of that...nature. and one, would be humor. what is the difference between a sales man and a sales woman?"
"im very sorry, i did not know you where wearing a hearing aide, i just thought you were speaking abnormally. and now, the black guy from the police academy movies...robot (makes noise with hand and mouth), michael winslow....anyone?"
"car starting (makes noise with his hand and mouth)(dwight comes one stage) alright dwight schrute everyone!!! (whispers to dwight) good luck. that is a tough crowd"
"GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!! i am not dwight schrute, not at all. i am michael scott. his mentor and boss. and until dwight comes up, if he ever does, i wanted to say a few words about excellence. what makes a work envi-ron-ment excellent? well, there are many things i believe that do...such a thing....of that...nature. and one, would be humor. what is the difference between a sales man and a sales woman?"
"im very sorry, i did not know you where wearing a hearing aide, i just thought you were speaking abnormally. and now, the black guy from the police academy movies...robot (makes noise with hand and mouth), michael winslow....anyone?"
"car starting (makes noise with his hand and mouth)(dwight comes one stage) alright dwight schrute everyone!!! (whispers to dwight) good luck. that is a tough crowd"
Posted on 6/10/15 at 2:35 am to BilJ
Season 2 is incredible and season 3 continued it. Nard dog is awesome and they completely ruined him later in the show. I hated how they turned Dwight into a freak in season 4. They really jumped the shark trying to play on his quirkiness. But instead of being a weird guy they turned him into a freak.
Even though the show started to jump the shark in season 4 with Dwight and Jim and Pam it still had plenty of moments.
I drove my car into a (bleeping) lake.
Even though the show started to jump the shark in season 4 with Dwight and Jim and Pam it still had plenty of moments.
I drove my car into a (bleeping) lake.
This post was edited on 6/10/15 at 2:40 am
Posted on 6/10/15 at 3:35 am to The Boat
This gif of Pam's boobs.
This post was edited on 6/10/15 at 3:36 am
Posted on 6/10/15 at 4:09 am to The Boat
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Nard dog is awesome and they completely ruined him later in the show.
His role in the show season 5 and on was excruciating
I feel like Dwight being quirky and a freak fluctuated way too much. maybe it's just really late, but I remember him going back and forth a lot with that identity
Posted on 6/10/15 at 8:54 am to elprez00
Gay witch hunt had some great quotes
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Toby: Apparently you called Oscar "faggie" for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.
Michael: It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!
Toby: All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.
Michael: Exactly!
Toby: I mean for real.
Michael: Yeah, I know.
Toby: No, I mean he's attracted to other men.
Michael: OK, a little too far, crossed the line.
quote:
Michael: I would have never called him that if I knew. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
quote:
Michael: Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
Dwight: Of course.
Michael: What about Oscar?
Dwight: Absolutely not.
Michael: Well, he is.
Dwight: Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
Michael: [deep sigh] There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.
Dwight: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
Michael: Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:25 am to BilJ
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Michael: Oscar, could you reach over and touch his thing...That's what he said!! Right guys...cause of gay?
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:33 am to WestCoastAg
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jim: where did you learn all of this?
michael: internet
jim: so not prison?
michael: and prison....50/50....both
Correction:
quote:
michael: and prison....50/50....boat
That shite makes me crack up every time.
Random note: I remember how much Maximus loved Prison Mike.
Andy: Prison sounds pretty horrible, Prison Mike.
Michael: Yeah. Tanks, Andy.
Posted on 6/10/15 at 9:40 am to PortCityTiger24
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Michael: Oscar, could you reach over and touch his thing...That's what he said!! Right guys...cause of gay?
"That's what she said..or he said. Hey, there's Gil, Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows?"
Posted on 6/12/15 at 5:28 pm to PortCityTiger24
Just watched Goodbye Michael, I think my favorite part of that episode is him giving Oscar that scarecrow and then dying laughing "he has the lowest opinion of me out of anyone "
Posted on 6/12/15 at 8:12 pm to BilJ
And from me, Prison Mike, to you, I just wanna thank you for listening to me. Letting me be a part of your life today. 'Cause you got a good life! YOu got a good life
Posted on 6/22/15 at 10:25 pm to BilJ
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Michael: Here's what's going to happen. I am going to have to fix you, manage you two on a more personal scale, a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?
Jim: Microgement.
Michael: Boom! Yes. Now, Jim is going to be the client. Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile or difficult. Let's go.
Dwight: All right, fine. [picks up phone] Brrring.
Jim: [picks up phone] Hello?
Dwight: Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
Jim: Wow, that's great, because I need paper.
Dwight: Excellent, then you are in luck, because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything.
Jim: Wow, this is my lucky day.
Michael: [whispers] Ask him his name.
Dwight: What is your name, sir?
Jim: I am Bill Buttlicker.
Dwight: Really, that's your real name?
Jim: How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.
Michael: Be respectful, Dwight.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 7:40 am to BilJ
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I think my favorite part of that episode is him giving Oscar that scarecrow and then dying laughing "he has the lowest opinion of me out of anyone "
This has always been my favorite part of the whole series. I die laughing everytime I see it.
I've been rewatching too since this thread started. Here's a few that have had me rolling:
When Ben Franklin visits for the bachelorette party and Dwights grilling him to find out if it's really him or not:
Dwight: Are you near-sighted or far-sighted?
Ben Franklin: BOTH. That's why I invented the bifocals.
Dwight: (spikes football in frustration) GAHHHHHHHHH!
After the cartoon watermark scancal, Michael's trying to do damage control and send someone to the high school:
Michael: Alright I need 2 guys on this. That's what she said.. No time... But she did!.. NO TIMEEE!!!!!!
Posted on 6/23/15 at 9:11 am to Indigold
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cartoon watermark scancal
That might be my favorite episode
Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better.
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Dwight Schrute: You know what, immitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. [Jim places bobblehead on desk] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim Halpert: Michael!
Dwight Schrute: Oh that's funny. Michael!
Michael: Everybody in here. STAT. No time to lose. Cri-Man-Squa. F and C, doubletime.
Dwight: Cri-Man-Squa?
Michael: Crisis Management Squad.
Ryan: F and C, doubletime?
Michael: Front and Center. Twice as fast as you would normally go. Any other questions?
Jim: One more. Why are you talking like that?
Michael: To save time, Jim.
Karen: Actually I think you could make the argument that it wastes time.
Pam: Yeah, she has a good point. I mean, for example, with the last thing you said, by the time you explained it, it actually took up more time
Creed: Every week I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
Michael: Here's the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press conference. Alert the media, and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you. That's what happened to O.J.
Michael: I have invited Barbara Allen, one of our oldest clients, to come in here, and meet with me, for a personal apology. The press wants a story, I will give them a story.
Jim: Oh, did the press ask for a story?
Michael: Here is your headline. "Scranton Area Paper Company, Dunder Mifflin, apologizes to valued client. Some companies still know how business is done." Okay? Battle stations everybody, let's go, go, go, go, go, go!
Barbara: I'm calling the Better Business Bureau.
Michael: Yeah, well I'm calling the Ungrateful Bi-atch Hotline! [to Chad Lite] Did you get all that?
Chad Lite: Everything.
Michael: Five, four, three. "There is no way, I will resign. It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with, not to my clients, and especially not to me. Let's not forget who this whole resigning business is about, anyway. If I could leave you with one thought, remember... it wasn't me. They're trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day."
Pam: One day for what?
Michael: That's... they always give an ultimatum.
Pam: OK.
Michael: Good, cut?
Pam: Cut. That was your best apology video ever.
Michael: Thought so too.
Dwight: [walks in dressed as Jim] Pam.
Pam: Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight: [scoffs] Pssssh. I look like an idiot. Hey Karen.
Karen: Hey, Dwight, lookin' sharp.
Dwight: Yeah, that's cause I'm... you're boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey, Karen, wanna get t-together later and have sexual intercourse cause you're my girlfriend?
Jim: Do you?
Karen: No.
Jim: OK.
Karen: I'm good. Thanks.
Jim: [Dwight imitates the "Jim face"] Look at that.
Dwight: I'm Jim Halpert. [more horrible "Jim faces"]
Jim: Spot on.
Dwight: Ah-luh-luh, a little comment. Muh.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 9:29 am to TeddyPadillac
Watched like 5 episodes from S3 yesterday. So so so good
Love Creed man. This is so good
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Creed: Every week I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
Love Creed man. This is so good
Posted on 6/23/15 at 9:37 am to TeddyPadillac
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School Official: The issue with the watermark is very serious.
Jim: Absolutely.
School Official: We teach our students that character counts.
Jim: And you should.
School Official: But---
Andy: [scoffs] Pfft. You don't teach it well enough. One of your students is a bitch.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:14 am to BilJ
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Jim: I am Bill Buttlicker.
Dwight: Really, that's your real name?
Jim: How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.
That's a great scene: "Boundaries, Dwight!"
Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:15 am to wish i was tebow
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Watched like 5 episodes from S3 yesterday
In the last two weeks, I've rewatched the first 3 seasons. The word cringeworthy is thrown around a lot about Michael, and its so true. I think I've had to look away or close my eyes for about 4-5 total minutes. Especially scenes involving Michael being inappropriate around Jan
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