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Don't sh*t where you eat?

Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:30 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:30 am
Or in this case, don't shite where you get coffee and breakfast a few times a week?

This pretty good looking, seemingly fun chick works at the coffee place by my house, and I have been reluctant to ask her out. The only other coffee place is slow as frick, and their breakfast is gross, so I head there a few times a week. Next closest place is about a 20 minute round trip with no drive through.

Today, I talked to her for maybe 5 minutes at the window and she held up the line behind me like a boss. Should I go for it, or just stick with my regular chicks (usually a new one every two months)? I'm not really trying to pump and dump anymore, but don't want to screw up my morning situation. I'll do whatever one the OT choses


Definitely no pics because I'm not gonna sit at the drive through and start taking pics of chicks
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 8:49 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
81208 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:34 am to
Good thing you didn't make this a brag thread.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:37 am to
Only a new one every two weeks? You need to step up your game. Try more drive throughs
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:40 am to
This reads like a trashy person wrote it.
Posted by Sampson
Member since Mar 2012
24740 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:47 am to
Teach me your ways big pimpin
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:48 am to
quote:

works at the coffee place by my house,


dating someone making a little over minimum wage.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19434 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:50 am to
Sounds like you're in need of the DENNIS System

Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37880 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I'm not really trying to pump and dump anymore


Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21078 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 9:01 am to
quote:

my regular chicks (usually a new one every two months)? I'm not really trying to pump and dump anymore


It's like a douchebag in a tap out shirt and a fox Racing hat just walked over my grave.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 9:06 am to
don't shite where you eat

(Not advice)
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 9:07 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70151 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 9:25 am to
the worst she can say is no..

Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137208 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 10:01 am to
Keep shooting for the stars, Casanova
Posted by bhamtbone
North, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
545 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 10:12 am to
I did this once. Dated a waitress at the local sports bar. Even went back after the breakup. Just wasn't the same. I miss the bar not the girl.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67648 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 10:13 am to
What did y'all talk about for 5 minutes?

If it was 5 minutes and people were behind you y'all are both inconsiderate pieces of shite
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3257 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 10:13 am to
Piihb
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 10:21 am to
Dude, you sound beta as frick. Did you ever think she is the one playing you? She's probably fricked 5 guys from the drive thru this week. And somehow you think she'll be crushed if she fricks you and you dare drive up for coffee.

Dude, the snickers and pointing will be them laughing at you, not being pissed.
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 10:36 am to
if she's decent looking .. she's probably got 37 other regulars in that place besides you on the hook .. best of luck to you!
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53427 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 11:17 am to
I spoke to a girl once...
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 12:14 pm to
Congrats for talking to a girl.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 12:20 pm to
I was actually hoping there was gonna be talk of you pooping in this thread.
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