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Sneaking beer into jazz Fest

Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:57 am
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:57 am
What's the best way to sneak in a couple cold boys without getting sniffed out?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:58 am to
Really? Just buy a couple beers.

If you want to sneak anything in, wouldn't it be smarter to go with liquor?

Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35053 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:58 am to
Have your friend create a diversion (fake a seizure).
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7880 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

If you want to sneak anything in, wouldn't it be smarter to go with pot


FIFY
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10071 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:59 am to
Anal cavity obviously
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:59 am to
I'll be buying a couple beers as well
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
32296 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:59 am to
Shove them up your arse
Posted by LittleSparrow
Member since Jan 2015
172 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:00 pm to
Why would you want to sneak a couple beers in jazz fest? They sell beer there you know?

Why not sneak some vodka?
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:00 pm to
Hide them in your liver
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35627 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:02 pm to
Just buy some at Jazz Fest you cheap frick..
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:02 pm to
Shove this up your arse
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70359 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

What's the best way to sneak in a couple cold boys without getting sniffed out?


Wrap a one hundred dollar bill up in Saran Wrap, shove that up your arse, go into JazzFest and go into a Port-A-Let and remove the money and then use the $100 to buy cold boys from the beer vendor inside.

You will have then officially beat the man.
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13511 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:03 pm to
Book sack
Wrap tall boys in a towel
Chat up old lady when she ask to check your bag
????
Profit
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18841 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:03 pm to
Go in week early and hide it or burry it

Day of dig it up
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
112021 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Shove them up your arse


The only way to effectively conceal your beer... it's how I get a 12 pack into Tiger Stadium.
Posted by ZekeTheTeke
Member since Sep 2014
1247 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:06 pm to
Keester it.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65992 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

The only way to effectively conceal your beer... it's how I get a 12 pack into Tiger Stadium.


I thought that beer tasted funny.
Posted by sheek
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Sep 2007
43976 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:09 pm to
I would bring in blow and pot in before I would sneak beers
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:11 pm to
beers are really hard to smuggle in due to their size. You can put them down your pant legs but that might be really fricking hot.

Smuggle in liquor. Stick it down your pants.
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