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Latest edition of BilJ's "Commercials that you hate"-type threads
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:24 am
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:24 am
It's an insurance commercial, and I'm pretty sure it's All State (with President Palmer).
It's the girl and her husband/boyfriend/whatever, and they're sitting there and she starts talking shite to him about how she got this check in the mail from her insurance company for not getting in any wrecks, and how could that happen since women are such horrible drivers and blah, blah, fricking blah.
The thing that pisses me off is that this appears to be her first check, and you get them (IIRC) every six months that you have no accidents. So is this bitch really gonna sit there and bitch at her husband about women not being bad drivers, when she has gotten (what seems to be) ONE single fricking check for "not getting in a wreck"?
Mind you, simply "not getting in a wreck" doesn't make you a good driver first of all. Secondly, if you're a good driver, you should be getting these checks on the reg. Thirdly, the fact that you're THIS excited and talking shite/bragging to your husband about not getting in a wreck in half a year, you're basically helping to prove the premise that women are shitty drivers anyway because for the rest of the time you've had this insurance, you weren't getting checks, so you obviously suck at driving and get in many wrecks.
Anyway, it bugs the frick out of me and I want to punch my TV when it comes on. Anybody else hate this one, or have any others lately?
It's the girl and her husband/boyfriend/whatever, and they're sitting there and she starts talking shite to him about how she got this check in the mail from her insurance company for not getting in any wrecks, and how could that happen since women are such horrible drivers and blah, blah, fricking blah.
The thing that pisses me off is that this appears to be her first check, and you get them (IIRC) every six months that you have no accidents. So is this bitch really gonna sit there and bitch at her husband about women not being bad drivers, when she has gotten (what seems to be) ONE single fricking check for "not getting in a wreck"?
Mind you, simply "not getting in a wreck" doesn't make you a good driver first of all. Secondly, if you're a good driver, you should be getting these checks on the reg. Thirdly, the fact that you're THIS excited and talking shite/bragging to your husband about not getting in a wreck in half a year, you're basically helping to prove the premise that women are shitty drivers anyway because for the rest of the time you've had this insurance, you weren't getting checks, so you obviously suck at driving and get in many wrecks.
Anyway, it bugs the frick out of me and I want to punch my TV when it comes on. Anybody else hate this one, or have any others lately?
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 9:26 am
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Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:28 am to CocomoLSU
navy federal credit union commercials. All of them
but specifically the one with all the cringely jingoistic dialogue.
"thank you mom for protecting my future."
"thank you for being my hero...and my dad"
ooof
but specifically the one with all the cringely jingoistic dialogue.
"thank you mom for protecting my future."
"thank you for being my hero...and my dad"
ooof
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:31 am to CocomoLSU
When is that "Jake, from State Farm" commercial going to fricking die?
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:32 am to CocomoLSU
Also, Flo playing every character in her family.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:35 am to CocomoLSU
The biggest problem with that commercial is that a women being a good driver does nothing to contradict the statement that men are superior drivers.
"Cool check bitch, are you saying that no men have ever received that check?"
"Cool check bitch, are you saying that no men have ever received that check?"
Posted on 4/8/15 at 9:47 am to CocomoLSU
The bayou Nilsson commercials that come in 104.5. They made me stop listening to it because I am scared I'll hear them again
"And that's why you don't put cayane pepper in the bath room
Ayyyyyye"
"And that's why you don't put cayane pepper in the bath room
Ayyyyyye"
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:20 am to CocomoLSU
Hey insurance companies, NEWSFLASH. Nobody's perfect.
Right, that's why you pay for insurance at $3000/year and they pay $45000 for the car you ran into. You jerk!
Right, that's why you pay for insurance at $3000/year and they pay $45000 for the car you ran into. You jerk!
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:35 am to CocomoLSU
quote:Hate those, and also hate the car named Brad one.
It's an insurance commercial, and I'm pretty sure it's All State (with President Palmer).
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:41 am to CocomoLSU
I hate the commercial too Coco.
Except for a different reason. Yes, the girl is a bitch though.
The reason being is its false advertising.
Yeah, you get a check every 6 months.
But what they fail to tell you is that its not a "Bonus", which signifies that its "extra" right?
No, they add the amount back into your next bill.
frickers.
Except for a different reason. Yes, the girl is a bitch though.
The reason being is its false advertising.
Yeah, you get a check every 6 months.
But what they fail to tell you is that its not a "Bonus", which signifies that its "extra" right?
No, they add the amount back into your next bill.
frickers.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:42 am to CocomoLSU
The Revlon song with the Addicted To Love song. Makes me want to Falcon Pawnch my TV.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:48 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
Mind you, simply "not getting in a wreck" doesn't make you a good driver first of all. Secondly, if you're a good driver, you should be getting these checks on the reg. Thirdly, the fact that you're THIS excited and talking shite/bragging to your husband about not getting in a wreck in half a year, you're basically helping to prove the premise that women are shitty drivers anyway because for the rest of the time you've had this insurance, you weren't getting checks, so you obviously suck at driving and get in many wrecks.
That's why when he goes to talk (probably to make those exact points), he gets "Silence!" from this bitch.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:51 am to CocomoLSU
the Certified Financial Planner commercial with the DJ guy
what bothers me about it (besides it being so blatantly fake) is after the reveal of this a-hole being a dj, he starts dancing around but is dancing like the biggest fricking doofus i've ever seen. it's terrible
what bothers me about it (besides it being so blatantly fake) is after the reveal of this a-hole being a dj, he starts dancing around but is dancing like the biggest fricking doofus i've ever seen. it's terrible
Posted on 4/8/15 at 10:54 am to CocomoLSU
This thread could turn into or span another on the subject of over analyzing the commercials themselves.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 11:05 am to CocomoLSU
I hate the commercial for some cell service provider that has the two guys telling the story about how their girlfriend said she loved them and then one lost connection. I want to punch both those whiny, hipster douches in the face.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 11:07 am
Posted on 4/8/15 at 11:51 am to CocomoLSU
I hate all those stupid Rob Lowe Direct TV commercials.
Signed,
CEO Comcast
Signed,
CEO Comcast
Posted on 4/8/15 at 11:59 am to CocomoLSU
I get mad any time I see an insurance commercial. They're obviously making so much money that they don't even care about all the shite they mass produce. You pay them a frickton of money each month then if you have to use insurance just once, they jack up your rate. frick you, I've been paying you for years now in case I would need you to take care of something for me you fricking smarmy fricks.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 12:15 pm to CocomoLSU
Plus, that bitch's point doesn't even support her premise. "You think men are better drivers than women? Here is at best anecdotal evidence that I did okay for a small period of time once." Great, you proved you may be the best woman driver alive over the last six months, lets see how many men get the checks.
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:55 pm to CocomoLSU
The morris bart one with the dude that... okay all of them
Posted on 4/8/15 at 1:55 pm to CocomoLSU
FWIW...I used to have Allstate, and the only way to really get a safe driving check is to drive like 5 miles per week.
I drive like a grandpa and my reward check was like 18 dollars for a 6 month period
I drive like a grandpa and my reward check was like 18 dollars for a 6 month period
Posted on 4/8/15 at 3:44 pm to CocomoLSU
I hate this commercial
This bitch gets put on a cholesterol drug and she goes nuts harassing the town folk with high fives like she just won a Bugatti Veyron on The Price Is Right because she is so ecstatic.
This bitch gets put on a cholesterol drug and she goes nuts harassing the town folk with high fives like she just won a Bugatti Veyron on The Price Is Right because she is so ecstatic.
This post was edited on 4/8/15 at 3:57 pm
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