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Spinoff: how do fat couples find each other?

Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:09 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12419 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:09 pm
Do they just take anyone who will take them? I always ponder this when I see a fat couple. How did they find each other? I mean obviously they weren't physically attracted to each other...so what broke the ice that made them fall in love. If your a fat guy do you just look around and say, "hey, there's a down on her luck fat chick.." And then go lock it up? What is the 'chase' like?

No offense, I guess I ask because usually people talk to each other or hit on the other because of the initial attraction.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:10 pm to
Golden Corral!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109892 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:11 pm to
Considering the obesity rate in America, I don't think its that hard to fathom how this happens.
Posted by broeho
Atlanta, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
1815 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:12 pm to
Have you ever gone through a dry spell and you really start to lower your standards for a while?

Imagine that, but forever.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24994 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:13 pm to
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot... oh wait that kind of find
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

how do fat couples find each other?


Aerial photos
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:15 pm to
I am sure the same way most folks do.
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:15 pm to
They get fat together.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79473 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:16 pm to
She quietly reached for my hand as we both upsized our #3s
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:21 pm to
same way that inter-racial couples find each other
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
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4595 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:23 pm to


This board is obsessed with fat people. Funny thread though.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
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99719 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:24 pm to
I would think it would be rather easy.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:28 pm to
"Rascal" conventions and demo days?

At WalMart?
Posted by BayouBlue386
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Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:31 pm to
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BabyTac


Given all your threads about running, Tinder, and having a single guys' weekend for valentine's day...

You might wanna quit focusing on looks and develop a personality.


I'm sure fat couples meet just like everyone else.

And if you're a fat guy with a good looking girl and you aren't rich, it means you have game.

You know, the ability to talk to a woman, that thing you wish you could do before you freeze up, run home, and feverishly flog your ticklebutton with your own tears as the only source of lubricant.
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 3:33 pm
Posted by SundayFunday
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
Gravity
Posted by goofball
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:32 pm to
At the buffet.
Posted by CharlesLSU
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:33 pm to
gravity
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76748 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

I mean obviously they weren't physically attracted to each other

Fat people are scientifically shown to be attracted to other fat people. Scientists aren't sure if it's a fat chemical that forms in their fatty brains or if it's Bc fat people enjoy eating together which fosters affection.
Posted by Tigerstudent08
Lakeview
Member since Apr 2007
5776 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:38 pm to
I believe it's called match.com. Then they take wedding portraits where the wife is posing holding a camo shotgun. Ahhh love
Posted by cyogi
Member since Feb 2009
5142 posts
Posted on 4/1/15 at 3:38 pm to
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how do fat couples find each other?

Like others said, considering this country is 2/3 fat/obese, it's not that difficult.
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