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Bringing a Date to a Wedding

Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:02 pm
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:02 pm
I'm going to a wedding out of state (7+ hours away) and my friend wants to hook me up with a date. I told him I really didn't want to be obligated to babysit some chick the whole time and I'd rather spit game at girls at the wedding. Additionally, I'd have to listen to her for talk on the way there and back. Is it wrong for me to suggest them drive separately or fly out there and we pick them up? And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!
This post was edited on 3/15/15 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98319 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:03 pm to
You've got about a 15% chance of having an awesome time and an 85% chance of it being a disaster. Do you feel lucky?
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:05 pm to
Pics of said chick? Jesus christ you people never learn
Posted by TheSexecutioner
Member since Mar 2011
5253 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:07 pm to
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And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!


gotta be a troll.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167487 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:07 pm to
There is no way you're not 14. You're horrible.
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:09 pm to
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

I'm going to a wedding out of state (7+ hours away) and my friend wants to hook me up with a date. I told him I really didn't want to be obligated to babysit some chick the whole time and I'd rather spit game at girls at the wedding. Additionally, I'd have to listen to her for talk on the way there and back. Is it wrong for me to suggest them drive separately or fly out there and we pick them up? And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!


Why would you want to bring a random girl to a presumably semi-intimate event?

Does your entire family think you're gay or something?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:13 pm to
If it was local, it would be OK but if you end up not liking this chick, 14 hrs in a car together is going to be like Abu Ghraib.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53115 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:20 pm to
I think you should do it, you never know when you might find the one
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63517 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:29 pm to
All thw romance will seep out when both of you drop your separate post-car trip deuces in the hotel bathroom.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155854 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:32 pm to
if im paying for a hotel there better be a HJ on top of a secks
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129037 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:38 pm to
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And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!



So all 4 of you are staying in one room?



If that is the case....yeah kiss the bathroom area goodbye...the women will take over that area taking 2-3 hours getting ready for the wedding. Maybe the hotel has a shower in the gym you can use.
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:43 pm to


your friend sounds like a douche
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17741 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:54 pm to
why bother
negatiger ?
Posted by lsut2005
Northshore
Member since Jul 2009
2607 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 9:58 pm to
Bad idea all around. Unless she's VERY outgoing and does extremely well in an unfamiliar envioenment you'll end up babysitting her and it'll be a disaster. I wouldn't do it.
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 10:00 pm to
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spit game

Stopped reading right there.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 11:08 pm to
My cousin is getting married next week. She wants me to hang out with the two single bridesmaids. I told her to send me a pic of them. I got it and told her they were too fat for me to talk to and I hoped she had better looking friends.

Is the chick even good looking, or is she gonna eat all of the wedding cake herself?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 11:15 pm to
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And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!


Since your friend has guaranteed at least a HJ, you should make him keep his word when the woman rejects you.
Posted by LSU0812
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2013
728 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 6:23 am to
Wedding's are pretty intimate. Accecpted social etiquette would expect you to go alone unless you were seriously dating someone.

Blind dates for weddings = no. Give yourself the chance to hang out with all the single ladies there. It's the politie thing to do.
Posted by ALWho
Earth
Member since Oct 2014
612 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:06 am to
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Bringing a Date to a Wedding


False narrative. As General Ackabar says, "IT'S A TRAP!!"

Are you insane? Nothing good will come of this.
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