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re: You know what the worst part about being single is?

Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:45 am to
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5027 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:45 am to
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You know what the worst part of being single is?

Having to get the peanut butter out of both your pubes and the dog's hair?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
109987 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:45 am to
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You know what the worst part about being single is?



below is my list of worst things about being single:
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:45 am to
This is why you should stay current on facebook, twitter and tinder throughout your marriage. That way when it comes to an end it's not such an adjustment.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:46 am to
I got a FB page a couple years ago. Haven't posted on it in like 2 years.

The older I get, the more I enjoy being alone. Maybe if I were younger I'd have a greater need for companionship, but at age 61 my bandmates and the 3 or 4 lifelong friends I have in Cali provide all the company I could ask for.

Anyway, drop social media. Just open the door, get outside and be. You'll be fine.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25620 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:47 am to
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You know what the worst part about being single is?


No sandwiches?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19434 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:48 am to
I hear ya man, I hate that shite as well.

But they pay me to be on it, so I have to
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22979 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:49 am to
Get off FB. You'll be the "mysterious" guy who has no need for bullshite like social media.

I've been off FB since my divorce 6 years ago and it is the best thing that ever happened to me, besides my current wife.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39790 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:51 am to
Been without Facebook since ~2009. Now I have a genuine interest in what's going on in my friends lives instead of making fake talk because I already know what they do every fricking day. I'm on Instagram for the no drama and to post hunting and fishing pics and view countless other hilarious pages that I frequent.
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 8:52 am
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:51 am to
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Dating sites are the worst. It's either single moms or fat chicks.

Oh and totally insane ones if they are the least bit attractive. I mean think about it. An attractive girl gets approached or hit on several times a day. She can punch her own ticket. Why does she need to be on an internet dating site? There is a reason.
That's why I said be selective. If you're a smart guy who's not into douchebaggery at a very high level, and are moderately attractive, you can have your pick of the lot.

Just be courteous, don't be forward and weird, and weed out the crazy. Be patient. It's not that hard.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19434 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:54 am to
TigerDroppings is my social media
Posted by Low T Lounge
Member since Mar 2015
43 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:54 am to
Single life gets easier and easier every day. I find myself missing sex less and less, and there are a ton of great new series on tv to keep me occupied after work. Hang in there.
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:54 am to
I got rid of facebook. The only thing I have is twitter. I don't really have followers, just follow sports,news etc. I would never go back to facebook. After stopping for a while, it really does seem crazy all the stuff people share
Posted by gamecocks22
SC
Member since Dec 2012
4913 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:55 am to
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TigerDroppings is my social media

Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30620 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 8:59 am to
Stop using facebook.


Use online dating services.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12982 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:02 am to
Single life is great once you accept it. I remember waking up with hangovers (don't even like to drink), having $100 bar tabs, all in an attemp to chase the ladies. Once I said f*** it a couple of years ago life's been great. Going to the Rockets game tonight, just got my tee time for Friday, etc. I'll have to answer to nobody all weekend.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1113 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:02 am to
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You know what the worst part about being single is?


The uneven arms?

I've never really been on any social media, I had a myspace page and Facebook page in middle/high school that I never updated but that's it.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
65114 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:05 am to
Don't despair. Somewhere out there, there's a lady with fading looks desperate to lock a man down.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:13 am to
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I'm not on any social media and life is pretty chill.


second. I've never FBd or tweeted or any of the other shite and I've never once regretted it. I cannot comprehend what makes those platforms so attractive to people.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:16 am to
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Scruffy is single and doesn't use any social media


Evidently
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 9:17 am
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
40329 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 9:18 am to
i swear sometimes i feel like i live on a different planet than some of you
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