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GA man gets ripped a new arse(nsfw?)

Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:37 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35271 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:37 am

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This weekend an American college student answered the eternal question—"I wonder if it's worth it to pay money to get close enough to a bull that he could gore my sphincter?"—with a firm no.

Benjamin Miller, a 20-year-old Georgia resident, was celebrating at the Carnaval del Toro in Ciudad Rodrigo, Spain when he reportedly set out running alongside what turned out to be quite the aggressive bull. A photographer on scene documented the goring, which left Miller with serious injuries to his thighs, sphincter and back muscles.

"It's not the worst injury I've seen, but it's the biggest goring wound I've ever had to operate on," surgeon Enrique Crespo told reporters after performing a three-hour operation on Miller, who is now reportedly in intensive care.








Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
18135 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:40 am to
They're doing bull fights in Germany now?

That's got to smart.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
22951 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:42 am to
Point taken
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 9:53 am to
Posted by tigerfan4120
Member since Dec 2003
3264 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:06 am to
Fourth picture...I lost my shite.

Sucks for the kid though
Posted by Tigerstudent08
Lakeview
Member since Apr 2007
5776 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:13 am to
Yes it sucks that the kid is an idiot. Hopefully he has finally learned the old messing with the bull and getting the horns lesson. I have more sympathy for the bull
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:15 am to
Good. He's a dumbass
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:15 am to
Haha did he shite himself?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40502 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:17 am to
The bull speaks Spanish... he doesn't understand "No means no".

quote:




Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12853 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:18 am to
Dude in red sweats pulling on the tail. Pretty ballsy. Not helping a damn bit... But still ballsy.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:19 am to
Same
Posted by Assassin
Member since Apr 2013
258 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:21 am to
Dumbasses. They should at least tip the horns.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40502 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Dumbasses. They should at least tip the horns.


Disagree. You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Everybody knows that...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71885 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:27 am to
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arseinclarse


You are the Walter Cronkite of the OT. Better yet, you should change your name to "New York Times" because you bring us all the news that's fit to print.

Posted by ShreveportSteamer
SFO/ORD/DFW/MSY/SHV/DCA/MHT
Member since Jun 2014
276 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:34 am to
When you mess with the bull you get the salchicha
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Haha did he shite himself?


Technically, I think the bull shite him.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35271 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:40 am to
I'm glad he was wearing those Nike Combat shorts. It could have been a lot messier.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11915 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:43 am to
One kick from the bull and the guy on the tail is a special ed student. Hero.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37691 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 10:58 am to
quote:

You are the Walter Cronkite of the OT. Better yet, you should change your name to "New York Times" because you bring us all the news that's fit to prin


No he just reads Daily Mail first and posts the good stories. Go read his weekend review if you want real entertainment.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
10881 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:13 am to


Haha
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