Is Florida the trashiest gulf coast state?

Bama.

Hands down.

Florida is the trashiest state in the Union, really without question. Whenever something super fricked up happens in this country, 9 times out of 10 it's from Florida. All trash inevitably finds its way to Florida. They're like salmon going home to spawn. You don't know how they know, they just know.

Why do LSU fans call the state of Alabama trashy but still vacation in Orange Beach every year?

Based on news reports they easily are

Guess we are talking states as a whole, so the answer is as follows:

1. Louisiana
2. Alabama
3. Mississippi
4. Florida
5. Texas

If we are just talking coastal areas:

1. Florida Panhandle
2. Louisiana
3. Mississippi
4. Alabama
5. Texas
6. Rest of the state of Florida

Panhandle is a different state than south florida, the west coast (Tampa, St. Pete) and the east coast.

Trashiest state in the gulf coast, which makes it the trashiest state in the country.

I remember visiting Pensacola at 15 and seeing mullets everywhere

I remember visiting the beach 5 years later, buying beer at a circle K when a man outside pressed his girlfriend against the window, making out with her

I remember visiting Gainesville and watching a man wearing nothing but jean shorts walk into a gas station

I remember visiting Kissimmee, Florida, at 21. Late at night I approached a smoky group in the hotel parking lot to ask for a cigarette (trashy on my part), only to discover I had walked into a marriage proposal.

Yeah it's the trashiest state ever

Mississippi is trashiest. No nice areas.

Florida is a large mix of high end housing/attractions mixed with trash.

Gulf panhandle is full of deep southerners looking at the beach once a year