re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

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I knew a girl in college who swore she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. Her stated reason was because of her strong faith in Jesus Christ. She did stay a virgin until marriage, when she married a Jew and converted to Orthodox Judaism.

At an LSU game and she asks me what balloon means. I said, "What"? And she pointed to scoreboard and I saw "Ball On" as in what yard line.

One girl, upon looking at the clouds in the night sky, said "Look at all those galaxies". She thought clouds were galaxies.

Another girl always wanted to visit the "Sixteen Chapel". She meant "Sistine".
Same chick would use the word "phantom" instead of "fathom" as in "I can't even phantom that".

I get angry just thinking about it.

Oh I will win this thread....a girl I was with for like 6 years had the all-time best quotes ever. One time I said something about Barack and she asked who he was. When I said he was the president she said, " I thought Obama was the president?"

Another time we were driving by Camp Pendleton and there was a sign that said "tourist information" and she said "why would they give tourists information when they want to attack us, especially after 9/11 and by an army base.".....that was when I had to teach her the difference between a tourist and a terrorist.

I also liked whenever we were on the 405 in L.A. and coming down the hill into the valley the traffic always would slow to a crawl. Her question always was "I hate when people drive slow down an incline, why can't they figure it out". She was hot, a total sweetheart, and had a 4.0 in college but goddamn some of the shite that came out her mouth made me like

Asked me at an LSU baseball game "What do the players do when they have to pee?"

I said, "See the ones bending over the bench with their hands on the wall?" I laugh and don't think about it again

Two or three games later she says "I really can't believe they just pee in the dugout like that!"

This thread is making me realize how perfect my ex is. I can't remember a single stupid thing she ever said, but I'm sure she said a couple of moderately stupid things. Everyone does.

"I'm not like other girls." -said every girl

"I don't like chicken fried steak because I don't know how I feel about brown chicken."

Watching a Cowboys game (probably a tad older than many here) and she said:
"Why do they keep calling him 'our friend Herrera'?"
(Efren Herrera).