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Are you Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise?
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:34 am
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:34 am
I have both in my refrigerator but the mayonnaise is way past its expiration date. I prefer Miracle Whip but it doesn't bother me to use mayo.
I have friends that take this argument more seriously than politics. One day I was cooking at one of their houses. I was doing the cooking and they were doing the buying.
My friend - a female - calls and tells me "you know I love you Tiger Ree, but I just couldn't bring myself to buy Miracle Whip at the grocery store. If you want it you will have to bring some from home or stop and get some on your way." I was like WTF but knowing her for as long as I had I knew she dead serious.
Her brother is the same way and won't even say Miracle Whip. He calls it "SALAD DRESSING". His wife prefers MW and buys it. He keeps putting it in the very bottom shelf of the refrigerator door. His wife has accused him of throwing it away before.
Another friend in Houston had tried unsuccessfully to make a sauce his mother would make to eat with seafood. His was okay but just not quite like his mom's. I was at his house the day he called to verify the recipe. During the conversation he got a weird look on his face and said "but ya'll hate miracle whip." She told him that yeah they do but the sauce only tastes right with MW and that was the recipe she was given. She must have bought it, used it once for the sauce, and thrown it away every time. I spent a lot of time at their house growing up, like miracle whip and never saw any in their house.
I have friends that take this argument more seriously than politics. One day I was cooking at one of their houses. I was doing the cooking and they were doing the buying.
My friend - a female - calls and tells me "you know I love you Tiger Ree, but I just couldn't bring myself to buy Miracle Whip at the grocery store. If you want it you will have to bring some from home or stop and get some on your way." I was like WTF but knowing her for as long as I had I knew she dead serious.
Her brother is the same way and won't even say Miracle Whip. He calls it "SALAD DRESSING". His wife prefers MW and buys it. He keeps putting it in the very bottom shelf of the refrigerator door. His wife has accused him of throwing it away before.
Another friend in Houston had tried unsuccessfully to make a sauce his mother would make to eat with seafood. His was okay but just not quite like his mom's. I was at his house the day he called to verify the recipe. During the conversation he got a weird look on his face and said "but ya'll hate miracle whip." She told him that yeah they do but the sauce only tastes right with MW and that was the recipe she was given. She must have bought it, used it once for the sauce, and thrown it away every time. I spent a lot of time at their house growing up, like miracle whip and never saw any in their house.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:35 am to Tiger Ree
quote:
I prefer Miracle Whip
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:43 am to Tiger Ree
Have you tried the olive oil mayo? That shite is gooood
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:44 am to Tiger Ree
Duke's is the only correct answer.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:44 am to Tiger Ree
I'm not a filthy Commie. Mayo for me, please.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:48 am to Tiger Ree
Olive oil mayo above all else
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:49 am to Tiger Ree
I like some Miracle whip from time to time. Especially on bologna and cheese sandwhiches.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:49 am to Tiger Ree
quote:
I prefer Miracle Whip
Solid troll.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:53 am to fightin tigers
The only thing I prefer Miracle Whip on is a fried egg sandwich, for everything else it's Mayo
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:57 am to Tiger Ree
People who like miracle whip should be hung from their toes. shite is vile.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:58 am to RonFNSwanson
quote:
Have you tried the olive oil mayo? That shite is gooood
This
Posted on 10/24/14 at 10:58 am to Tiger Ree
I grew up eating Miracle Whip and it was my preference until 5 or 6 years ago. I had a burger somewhere with mayo on it and I said to myself, Zappa, you need to eat mayo more often.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:04 am to Zappas Stache
I grew up on Miracle Whip cause that is what us midwesterners eat. Now I can't stand the stuff.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:08 am to Tiger Ree
Miracle Whip is to mayo what Country Crock is to butter.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:11 am to Tiger Ree
I'm reaching for the Hellman's for most things. I prefer it to the Duke's.
Miracle Whip is for white beans and bacon or bologna sandwiches.
Miracle Whip is for white beans and bacon or bologna sandwiches.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:14 am to RedHawk
quote:
cause that is what us midwesterners eat
No it isnt
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:15 am to LouisianaLady
quote:
Posted by LouisianaLady Miracle Whip is to mayo what Country Crock is to butter.
Not even close to correct.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:15 am to Tiger Ree
For me, the same as the last time this was posted.
Mayo.
Remain hopeful my preference will not have changed any at all when this question is posted again a month from now.
As an offshoot and not a hijack
Who makes the best burger in LA and where should I buy a slice of pizza in NO this next weekend?
Best Poboy?
Were should I go for oysters?
Sorry - the strain of whether to add slap yo momma to my boiled peanuts tonight is pressing hard on me.
At the moment I am still at no, but moving more toward a change of heart with each passing moment.
Mayo.
Remain hopeful my preference will not have changed any at all when this question is posted again a month from now.
As an offshoot and not a hijack
Who makes the best burger in LA and where should I buy a slice of pizza in NO this next weekend?
Best Poboy?
Were should I go for oysters?
Sorry - the strain of whether to add slap yo momma to my boiled peanuts tonight is pressing hard on me.
At the moment I am still at no, but moving more toward a change of heart with each passing moment.
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 11:19 am
Posted on 10/24/14 at 11:18 am to Tiger Ree
Mayo
That's a long post you typed out to talk about a condiment
That's a long post you typed out to talk about a condiment
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