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Reminder to Mike's caretaker...quit feeding him at midnight tonight.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:44 pm
Then throw a couple of meat logs in the trailer on game day. We are going to need him at the game, its all paws on deck for this one!
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:47 pm to tigbit
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We are going to need him at the game
I know what you're thinking but I don't he can play quarterback.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:52 pm to Dieter Von Cunth
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Dieter Von counth
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:55 pm to tigbit
Mike VI's caretakers need to start feeling the heat. If he wants to stay put for rent-a-wins I'm ok with that, but you 100% load your butt into the trailer for Ole Piss. Do whatever it takes to get him in there.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:58 pm to tigbit
Plan B:
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:12 pm to TedStickles
I agree with TedStickles, get him in the trailer! He's not going to just walk in there by himself. Good lord! (I down voted by mistake)
Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:50 pm to tigbit
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throw a couple of meat logs in the trailer
Well, that is explicitly against the rules.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:00 pm to tigbit
Starve the Tiger to appease the windowlickers. Predictable.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:14 pm to emanresu
I don't care how they get him in the trailer, just get his arse in there. Use a cattle prod if you have to. Use the incentive of good behavior points to get a prisoner from the Angola rodeo to come 7 times a year to lasso him in to his cage. Or let's fire him and get another tiger. The previous Mikes had no trouble getting in to the cage. I am serious.
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:27 pm to geauxpurple
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The previous Mikes had no trouble getting in to the cage. I am serious.
Isn't this one half Siberian? Maybe they have a different temperament.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:40 pm to theknightswhosay
Then let's get a full blooded Bengal tiger. We can still call him Mike VI. We don't even have to publicize it and no one will know the difference.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:44 pm to geauxpurple
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Then let's get a full blooded Bengal tiger
They don't exist in North America
There is only 1 place in the US with any type of purebread tiger
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:47 pm to tigbit
Correct. The animal that represents the fighting spirit of the entire university should be there. If not, I'm open to tigbit's idea also. Katie Perry naked with stripes painted on and a corndog wedged in her sperm sucker would work also.
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:01 am to TigerBait1127
Then let's go to Lafourche Parish and catch a real Bayou Bengal.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:45 am to TedStickles
quote:agree 100% he is way to soft for the job. So you don't want to force him in his cage? That's too damn bad. Get him to one of these last two games or we look for a new vet.
Mike VI's caretakers need to start feeling the heat. If he wants to stay put for rent-a-wins I'm ok with that, but you 100% load your butt into the trailer for Ole Piss. Do whatever it takes to get him in there.
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:51 am to Pelican fan99
Against the rules to use meat? That will in no way harm the animal - he gets a snack, and then he's in the trailer.
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