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re: married ot men: how often do you get laid?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:29 am to wal marks
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:29 am to wal marks
3-4x's a week. 5 years married (10 together). We have a wonderful arrangement. When she wants it, she gets it. When I want it, I have the option of waking her up for it (since I go to bed later than her).
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:47 am to SidewalkDawg
Once a week. Sometimes more, rarely less.
Together 6 years, two kids under 5.
We usually binge when we do get to, I hope that makes up for lack of times.
Together 6 years, two kids under 5.
We usually binge when we do get to, I hope that makes up for lack of times.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:51 am to StringedInstruments
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Sex is once a week. During the summers when my wife (teacher) is off, it's about three times a week. I'm working very hard right now for her to become a stay at home mom.
Careful what you wish for. Being home all day can have a weird effect on some women.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:51 am to CoCo311
sex + marriage does not compute
Posted on 10/1/14 at 8:59 am to USMCTiger03
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Careful what you wish for. Being home all day can have a weird effect on some women.
I concur. Since I've started staying home, my schedule is all out of wack. And where I used to sit at a desk all day and send sexy texts and pictures to my husband, now I sit at home watching Team Umizoomi with a one year old climbing and slobbering all over me. Kind of hard to feel sexy with slobber all over you. Ya know, from a one year old.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:01 am to CoCo311
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And where I used to sit at a desk all day and send sexy texts and pictures
Pics or I don't believe you.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:07 am to lsu480
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Hmmm....You think the problem is the male of the species?
Hell yes! Women want sex as well!
Women want sex but not nearly as much as men. The average marriage sees a decline in sexual encounters. Usually it's the woman who precipitated the decline.
My wife is still very attractive, in her early 40's and only really wants it about once per month. To accommodate me it happens about once per week. And, Im in better shape now than when we got married 10 years ago. I've asked her about it and she replies that I'm luckier than her friends' husbands as they only get it about once per month. Her friends are all attractive and healthy as well. I've spoken about this with my friends and co-workers and its roughly the same. The only ones having more sex than me are the guys who are in new relationships.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:07 am to MeatSlingingFool
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We had sex exactly 4 times this year. Six times in 2013.
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MeatSlingingFool
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:11 am to wal marks
not often enough
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:12 am to SidewalkDawg
I'm at the end of a very bad pregnancy with my wife. I want to kill you bastards even if you are only getting it once a month.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:15 am to jrodLSUke
The wife won't say no unless she is on her period but will blow me if I want in those situations. I don't abuse those privileges too often so its about every other night. Once a week she'll make a little extra effort and put on something sexy.
After reading this thread I feel pretty good about my situation.
Been married 10 years.
After reading this thread I feel pretty good about my situation.
Been married 10 years.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:23 am to KG6
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I was very attracted to my wife when we first started dating. Couldn't keep my hands off of her. Now after 7 years, I've kind of experienced everything with her so it's not as exciting. She still looks the same and I'm still definitely attracted to her, but I can sleep next to her without busting a hole in the front of my shorts. I think that happens with any woman. New is awesome.....old is old no matter how good it looks.
This pretty much sums up married sex in just a few sentences. :sigh:
Posted on 10/1/14 at 9:39 am to Boudreaux35
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If I round up (alot), once a month, unless I frick up and piss her off. frick marriage! Would never do it again.
Probably more truth in this than 80% of the other claims on this board.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:01 am to Jake88
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If I round up (alot), once a month, unless I frick up and piss her off. frick marriage! Would never do it again.
You need a stronger pimp-hand. Pathetic.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:02 am to CaptainsWafer
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This will be filled with truth.
this
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:03 am to Robin Masters
That wasn't my statement. I was quoting another poster.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:06 am to Jake88
What is this laid thing?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:07 am to tigerinthebueche
Its Oct 1st today. The last time for me was around Aug 20th give or take a few days. So basically 6 weeks for me and right now shes on her period.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 3:36 pm to pleading the fifth
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It's not bad, I'd say 3-4 times. Per week that is.
Maybe once while she's awake.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 3:39 pm to wal marks
Y'all have convinced me to never get married.
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