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re: married ot men: how often do you get laid?

Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by Flamefighter
Center Field
Member since Dec 2007
7629 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:13 pm to
When I want it. Wife is in her prime!

4-5 times a week
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31544 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:17 pm to
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Y'all have convinced me to never get married.


Just marry a girl that likes the bone. And stay active together...people who exercise together will hump more. But weed will kill your sex drive so...
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:36 pm to
Over the course of a year, its probably averages out to twice a week.

Some weeks it will be 5x and some weeks nothing but those nothing weeks are usually when someone is visiting us.

we are in a bit of a lull right now, but that ebbs and flows.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55805 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:37 pm to
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But weed will kill your sex drive so...


I beg to differ.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
170109 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:39 pm to
i have sex usually every other day with myself.







maybe once every two weeks with my wife if i'm lucky and get rapey with her.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10149 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:41 pm to
If we go three days without fricking, we start bickering excessively. Once we frick it out, all is well.

Good sex is hands-down, the best method for stopping petty squabbles in a marriage, there is no dispute.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31544 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:44 pm to
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I beg to differ.



Thats the Alabama football thats making you a man. The weed just keeps you from smashing through walls.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55805 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:47 pm to
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The weed just keeps you from smashing through walls.




I did get a little rowdy in Tuscaloosa for the Florida game. Only smoked before bed. I tried to find a teabagging victim but there were no Gators at Innisfree.

ETA: Some dude got his arse beat after pulling a knife in the bathroom.
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 4:48 pm
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31544 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:51 pm to
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HempHead


Best sex was always while stoned. I had a hard time being cool though...would get really into it and have extended orgasms while making bad O faces. Girls were not impressed and rarely did they let me hit it again.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55805 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:53 pm to
That's why you finish in doggie or whatever you call it when they are flat on their stomach and you just go to poundtown.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31544 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:53 pm to
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ETA: Some dude got his arse beat after pulling a knife in the bathroom.


Dude pulls a knife near my exposed dick he just might get beat down.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
170109 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:53 pm to
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Best sex was always while stoned. I had a hard time being cool though...would get really into it and have extended orgasms while making bad O faces. Girls were not impressed and rarely did they let me hit it again.


so much horribleness in this post.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55805 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:54 pm to
I don't know what the context of the fight was but all of a sudden the police, an ambulance, and a firetruck just showed the frick up.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
40292 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:56 pm to
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But weed will kill your sex drive so...


this could not be farther from the truth, in my experience
my wife and i have a saturday/sunday routine...cook, watch football, get high as shite, and hump all over the living room. it is THE BEST sex of my life, and we've been together 20 years

i couldnt recommend a little ganga to liven up the proceedings any higher
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31544 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:56 pm to
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That's why you finish in doggie or whatever you call it when they are flat on their stomach and you just go to poundtown.


But how can you mash their boobs and suck them like you are eating oatmeal through a coffee straw? CHicks love that you know.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55805 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:58 pm to
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But how can you mash their boobs and suck them like you are eating oatmeal through a coffee straw?




You can still furiously pull a nipple with one hand and stick a pinky in the starfish.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31544 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:59 pm to
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this could not be farther from the truth, in my experience
my wife and i have a saturday/sunday routine...cook, watch football, get high as shite, and hump all over the living room. it is THE BEST sex of my life, and we've been together 20 years

i couldnt recommend a little ganga to liven up the proceedings any higher


I should have been more specific...regular, long term use of weed will raise your estrogen/lower testosterone, which will kill your sex drive.
Sex while high is amazing, I concur.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55805 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:00 pm to
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regular, long term use of weed will raise your estrogen/lower testosterone, which will kill your sex drive.



I must have a naturally inordinate amount of testosterone because I've been smoking habitually for 10 years and have not noticed anything of the sort.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
31544 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:02 pm to
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stick a pinky in the starfis


Not with my wife. She claims she fears if something penetrates her bunghole she will shite uncontrollably. While irrational and somewhat unlikely, I respect and heed her warnings...for obvious reasons.
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
4971 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:04 pm to
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About 2x per week
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