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Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:17 pm to HempHead
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Y'all have convinced me to never get married.
Just marry a girl that likes the bone. And stay active together...people who exercise together will hump more. But weed will kill your sex drive so...
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:36 pm to Robin Masters
Over the course of a year, its probably averages out to twice a week.
Some weeks it will be 5x and some weeks nothing but those nothing weeks are usually when someone is visiting us.
we are in a bit of a lull right now, but that ebbs and flows.
Some weeks it will be 5x and some weeks nothing but those nothing weeks are usually when someone is visiting us.
we are in a bit of a lull right now, but that ebbs and flows.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:37 pm to Robin Masters
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But weed will kill your sex drive so...
I beg to differ.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:39 pm to HempHead
i have sex usually every other day with myself.
maybe once every two weeks with my wife if i'm lucky and get rapey with her.
maybe once every two weeks with my wife if i'm lucky and get rapey with her.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:41 pm to wal marks
If we go three days without fricking, we start bickering excessively. Once we frick it out, all is well.
Good sex is hands-down, the best method for stopping petty squabbles in a marriage, there is no dispute.
Good sex is hands-down, the best method for stopping petty squabbles in a marriage, there is no dispute.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:44 pm to HempHead
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I beg to differ.
Thats the Alabama football thats making you a man. The weed just keeps you from smashing through walls.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:47 pm to Robin Masters
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The weed just keeps you from smashing through walls.
I did get a little rowdy in Tuscaloosa for the Florida game. Only smoked before bed. I tried to find a teabagging victim but there were no Gators at Innisfree.
ETA: Some dude got his arse beat after pulling a knife in the bathroom.
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:51 pm to HempHead
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HempHead
Best sex was always while stoned. I had a hard time being cool though...would get really into it and have extended orgasms while making bad O faces. Girls were not impressed and rarely did they let me hit it again.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:53 pm to Robin Masters
That's why you finish in doggie or whatever you call it when they are flat on their stomach and you just go to poundtown.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:53 pm to HempHead
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ETA: Some dude got his arse beat after pulling a knife in the bathroom.
Dude pulls a knife near my exposed dick he just might get beat down.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:53 pm to Robin Masters
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Best sex was always while stoned. I had a hard time being cool though...would get really into it and have extended orgasms while making bad O faces. Girls were not impressed and rarely did they let me hit it again.
so much horribleness in this post.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:54 pm to Robin Masters
I don't know what the context of the fight was but all of a sudden the police, an ambulance, and a firetruck just showed the frick up.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:56 pm to Robin Masters
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But weed will kill your sex drive so...
this could not be farther from the truth, in my experience
my wife and i have a saturday/sunday routine...cook, watch football, get high as shite, and hump all over the living room. it is THE BEST sex of my life, and we've been together 20 years
i couldnt recommend a little ganga to liven up the proceedings any higher
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:56 pm to HempHead
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That's why you finish in doggie or whatever you call it when they are flat on their stomach and you just go to poundtown.
But how can you mash their boobs and suck them like you are eating oatmeal through a coffee straw? CHicks love that you know.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:58 pm to Robin Masters
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But how can you mash their boobs and suck them like you are eating oatmeal through a coffee straw?
You can still furiously pull a nipple with one hand and stick a pinky in the starfish.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:59 pm to cgrand
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this could not be farther from the truth, in my experience
my wife and i have a saturday/sunday routine...cook, watch football, get high as shite, and hump all over the living room. it is THE BEST sex of my life, and we've been together 20 years
i couldnt recommend a little ganga to liven up the proceedings any higher
I should have been more specific...regular, long term use of weed will raise your estrogen/lower testosterone, which will kill your sex drive.
Sex while high is amazing, I concur.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:00 pm to Robin Masters
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regular, long term use of weed will raise your estrogen/lower testosterone, which will kill your sex drive.
I must have a naturally inordinate amount of testosterone because I've been smoking habitually for 10 years and have not noticed anything of the sort.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:02 pm to HempHead
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stick a pinky in the starfis
Not with my wife. She claims she fears if something penetrates her bunghole she will shite uncontrollably. While irrational and somewhat unlikely, I respect and heed her warnings...for obvious reasons.
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