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re: Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:26 am to Chef Leppard
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:26 am to Chef Leppard
Police routinely send out the Fugitive Warrant Task Force for traffic court attachments
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:27 am to biglego
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Police routinely send out the Fugitive Warrant Task Force for traffic court attachments
Someone posted a video yesterday of a cow making an illegal right turn yesterday and paying the ultimate price.
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 11:33 am
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:29 am to biglego
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Police routinely send out the Fugitive Warrant Task Force for traffic court attachments
Yea I know people that have had traffic warrants for years and were only busted when they eventually got pulled over again.
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:30 am to Chef Leppard
Same exact thing happened to me. Probably banging the same girl.
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:30 am to tidalmouse
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What color was she?
One would assume a molasses color
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:33 am to PsychTiger
No wonder your kid stole your mom's car
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:34 am to Chef Leppard
I can't imagine why a mom would object to her daughter being with you.....
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:36 am to Chef Leppard
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unsnap the back corner and climb in and sleep till almost lunch the next day
So cops chasing you and you sleep for 8 hours in 120° heat?
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:37 am to Chef Leppard
Ok, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, gets into the kind of shite you claim to get into.
I think you're just some attention whore making this shite up now.
I think you're just some attention whore making this shite up now.
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:38 am to Chef Leppard
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so we went over to her house under the disguise of having dinner
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:38 am to Chef Leppard
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Over some real bullshite. long story short, I missed a court date in July on some traffic shite. well ive been talking to my bond guy pretty regular, told him its only $150 to get it reset on the dockit and i just been buying some time because i dont want my new date till next year on it
Well we went back to savannah last weekend. just a family style trip. Her mom, who vaguely knew about my court situation, was acting like she wanted to rejuvenate everybodys relations. just make peace in general. so we went over to her house under the disguise of having dinner and staying the night. well we ate and had beverages and the night got late. about 2am everybodys in bed excepte me and my girl. we're on the back porch when two polices roll up. they literally just pull up and walk straight in the house with flashlights. they ask for me by name and ask to ask me some questions outside. I knew shite was about to get turbo real So as soon as i walk out the front door I go full blown forest gump and truck it hardcore. I get about 5 houses down bust back behind a house and dive in the creek. I swim across and run another few houses down and find a little john boat with a snap on cover on it. i unsnap the back corner and climb in and sleep till almost lunch the next day
When i woke up i walk about 2 miles to wal mart. I had lost my flip flops, ballcap, and my fricking phone during the pursuit. I didnt have any money so sadly i had to go in and snatch up flip flops, a cap, and a soda so i wouldnt look like a unabomber walking around. there was a colored woman on break sitting outside tha t let me use her phone to call for a ride
Thet day i went to the court clerk and got my warrant lifted. i still lost my phone and favorite flip flops in the deal. all because her fricking whore scumbag mom still fells some typa way about me obviously and tried to jam me up. im done trying to be civil with my in laws. heading back to south carolina today and not looking back
tl;dr
chef;dr
GFY
Interesting because I just called around and no one has a record of this story. Once and for all, your BS stories have been proven fake, you wannabe poor man's King.
This post was edited on 9/20/14 at 11:39 am
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:38 am to boom roasted
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You have a bail bond guy for a traffic ticket?
Fake.
One of the tickets was driving under suspended, dickface
It was suspended for an unpaid ticket from last yr though and its already fixed. so when i go to court theyll most likely drop it
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:39 am to Chef Leppard
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Ran from the police the other night. slept in a boat
None of that is true
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:40 am to Chef Leppard
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Chef Leppard
You're a liar and a pathetic troll on this site. At least guys like Walt, el Gaucho make their stories believable.
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:42 am to Chef Leppard
At this point does anyone believe these stories anymore? I admit they are always entertaining but seriously one persons life can't be this screwed up.
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:42 am to WoWyHi
whatever motherfricker. ive proven pretty much everything ive ever posted within reason
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:43 am to Chef Leppard
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her fricking whore scumbag mom
Hooking up with women whose families are alive is never a good idea. Find some broad whose family is all dead or in prison. You gotta think this shite through, chief.
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:44 am to Chef Leppard
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whatever motherfricker. ive proven pretty much everything ive ever posted within reason
Yeah because when you run from the police, they just forget about it and don't have any record of it at all. Lying idiot.
Posted on 9/20/14 at 11:47 am to Chef Leppard
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ive proven pretty much everything ive ever posted within reason
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