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What's the funniest thing you've come up with organically?
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:06 pm
A lot of what people say are lines from movies, comedians, etc.... Somehow I find that a lot of the funniest things I've heard have already been said...
Tonight I came up with what I thought to be pretty clever in regards to my buddy who never pulls any chicks...
"He's like an empty pocket at the arcade... No game"
Obviously not everything I say is regurgitation, but this just happened and it got me thinking...
GO!
Tonight I came up with what I thought to be pretty clever in regards to my buddy who never pulls any chicks...
"He's like an empty pocket at the arcade... No game"
Obviously not everything I say is regurgitation, but this just happened and it got me thinking...
GO!
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:08 pm to yankeeundercover
I made up:
It is what it is.
And
Make like a tree and leave.
It is what it is.
And
Make like a tree and leave.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:09 pm to yankeeundercover
i wish you were like a stripped screw...no threads
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:11 pm to yankeeundercover
organically?
How about originally?
How about originally?
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:11 pm to yankeeundercover
I've been saying this for years.
quote:
"He's like an empty pocket at the arcade... No game"
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:12 pm to yankeeundercover
no shoes, no shirt, no service
no pants, no entrance
no pants, no entrance
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:14 pm to yankeeundercover
You know what they say, you only get married three times.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:19 pm to yankeeundercover
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This post was edited on 9/17/14 at 7:49 am
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:22 pm to yankeeundercover
Unless I started a thread about it immediately after, I can't remember my original stuff.
I do know I've been asked "where did you hear that?" several times when the answer was "I just thought of it."
I do know I've been asked "where did you hear that?" several times when the answer was "I just thought of it."
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:25 pm to yankeeundercover
These regulations have loosened more than Octomom would have in a vaginal birth.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:33 pm to yankeeundercover
"Women... Can't live with em... Can't kill em"
Scratch that, I may have heard that from my grandmother
Scratch that, I may have heard that from my grandmother
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:36 pm to yankeeundercover
One of the top 2 or 3 one liners I've ever dropped in my life. I'll always remember it not just for the line but the reaction.
This girl was talking about taking a new exercise class. She said there's a lot of dance moves in it that she was familiar with but didn't know what they were. Then the teacher said, "now you all know how to samba!" and the girl was like "so I already knew though! It was cool" To which I replied, "Ooh, sambalievable"
It was one of my proudest accomplishments. And ya know what? I didn't even get a fricking CHUCKLE. Barely a smirk. The guy next to me said, "did you just say sambalievable?" like to clarify, and I looked and him with eyes wide and grinning like yeah I did, and he goes "that's funny".
Obviously it still pisses me off.
This girl was talking about taking a new exercise class. She said there's a lot of dance moves in it that she was familiar with but didn't know what they were. Then the teacher said, "now you all know how to samba!" and the girl was like "so I already knew though! It was cool" To which I replied, "Ooh, sambalievable"
It was one of my proudest accomplishments. And ya know what? I didn't even get a fricking CHUCKLE. Barely a smirk. The guy next to me said, "did you just say sambalievable?" like to clarify, and I looked and him with eyes wide and grinning like yeah I did, and he goes "that's funny".
Obviously it still pisses me off.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 7:52 pm to yankeeundercover
Pretty much everything I don't directly quote I make up.
Parodies-a lot of them.
Jokes.
Funny routines
Just being a ridiculous person. I have the guys at work rolling regularly with my antics. They get a kick out of me reading some of the stuff I write.
Today I was singing Santa Claus songs in a sinister voice because the whole concept is really eerie.
An old fat white dude that watches children all the time and can sneak in your house anytime he wants and no one is the wiser.
And I'd like to think I'm pretty quick with a rhyme when someone gives me a topic.
Parodies-a lot of them.
Jokes.
Funny routines
Just being a ridiculous person. I have the guys at work rolling regularly with my antics. They get a kick out of me reading some of the stuff I write.
Today I was singing Santa Claus songs in a sinister voice because the whole concept is really eerie.
An old fat white dude that watches children all the time and can sneak in your house anytime he wants and no one is the wiser.
And I'd like to think I'm pretty quick with a rhyme when someone gives me a topic.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 9/17/14 at 12:17 pm to yankeeundercover
Just thought of a joke.
A paraplegic walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey, you can't just walk in here!" The paraplegic says "frick, you're right!" *falls down*
A paraplegic walks into a bar, and the bartender says "hey, you can't just walk in here!" The paraplegic says "frick, you're right!" *falls down*
This post was edited on 9/17/14 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 9/17/14 at 12:20 pm to yankeeundercover
i come out with alot of funny things. hard to choose which one.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 12:22 pm to yankeeundercover
I can frick up a ball bearing with a rubber hammer.
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