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Dude on dude elevator etiquette

Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40506 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:30 pm
Follow along here...

Let's say it's 5 pm and people are getting off work. Guy A gets on the elevator on the 15 floor and presses level 1 to leave and go home. On the 9th floor the elevator stops, guy B gets on, checks the panel and pushes level 1 (even though it's already lit up) signifying he too is headed home.

The elevator reaches the first floor and the door opens. Who exits first?

Clarifications:
No women on board
Only guy A and guy B are present
Both are roughly the same age (No one is visibly older or younger than the other)
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:31 pm to
How is this even a thing you think about?
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30390 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

The elevator reaches the first floor and the door opens. Who exits first?


who the frick cares?
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
Whoever is closest to the door. If one guy is a lot older maybe the younger guy gives a little respect and lets the other person exit first.

Plus what he ^^^^^ said.
This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133491 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Who exits first?

Me.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103447 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Who exits first?


Guy B most likely.

quote:

On the 9th floor the elevator stops, guy B gets on, checks the panel and pushes level 8


Justified murder.
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6640 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

who the frick cares?


Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77173 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
The one closet to the door?
Posted by SallyWheeler
Member since Dec 2007
3246 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
Whoever is closer to the doorway. If they are equidistant, then it is the guy who got on first.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
closest to door.

/thread
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68921 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
Alpha goes before Beta
Posted by Cogsworth
Member since Aug 2014
1148 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
The alpha. Congrats on trying to be polite though.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
Who ever is closer to the door which would probably be b.

I thought this was going to be about pooting in an elevator
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138035 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
Whoever cuts the loudest fart.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

The elevator reaches the first floor and the door opens. Who exits first?


Probably the guy that got on second, as the guy that got on first likely moved to the rear as the second guy got on and he's likely further from the door than the other guy.

That's what I'd do...
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43575 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
whoever is closer to the door?
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
Alpha stand directly in front the door.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13592 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
Nod to the other dude to exit first. Other dude says thanks.

ETA Assuminf neither is clearly closer to the door. In that case, it's obvious the one closer exits first.
This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 2:35 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64972 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
whoever caught gets first priority to leave.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40506 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

they are equidistant
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