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re: You come home to find your wife having sex

Posted on 7/20/14 at 11:43 pm to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19758 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

cancel all the credit cards.


Thus was my only frick up.

I did everything right, documentation, cell phone records, everything but I forgot that she had one of my cards and the bitch took out 2000 cash on a cc. Still paying that fricker off but at least it's with her child support.
Posted by bhamtbone
North, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
545 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 11:57 pm to
Videotape the evidence for impending divorce/ insanity plea.
Posted by SparkyAvenger
MLB U
Member since Dec 2013
832 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:05 am to
Beat that SOBs arse up and throw all her clothes out.
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19748 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:36 am to
quote:

Shoot him and "accidentally" shoot her in the process of killing her "rapist"



Judging by this post and the one on the page before this, you've been slighted by a woman and a friend at some point in your life.

Tell us about it.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36764 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 5:16 am to
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Shoot him on site and tell the judge you thought he was raping her.


Posted by SwampDawgEd
SouthEast GA
Member since Sep 2012
106 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 5:29 am to
quote:

Sorry that happened to you bro. Was it BBC?




U win! Upvote confirmed.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
5737 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 5:43 am to
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This post was edited on 8/31/14 at 9:06 am
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16495 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 6:44 am to
Take video and pics, kick them both out and call a good lawyer. Do Not answer her when she calls trying to say she's sorry and it's the first time.....she ain't and it ain't.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99852 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 7:35 am to
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kick them both out

Most definitely...and without their clothes.

put all her shyt in the front yard

Yes.

soak with gas/diesel toss match

Nah. Kicking to the curb in her birthday suit is sufficient (until my lawyer gets her hooks in)
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 8:46 am
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9297 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:40 am to
This reminds me of the classic Clint Eastwood/Sondra Locke exchange in "Bronco Billy."

Clint: "I caught my wife sleeping with my best friend, so I shot her."

Sondra: "Jesus... what did you do to HIM?"

Clint: "Nothing. He's my best friend."

Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16313 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:56 am to
I knew a guy who came home to find his brother banging his wife. They divorced and she married the brother. The guy I knew had 2 kids with the slut, so now the kids have a stepdad who is also their uncle. It fricked my friend up pretty badly. He wound up dying from an accidental overdose.

And BTW...this didn't happen in Arkansas or Alabama.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21743 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:20 am to
Call dibs on sloppy seconds.
Posted by Me Bite
A.K.A. - Bite Me
Member since Oct 2007
7148 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:50 am to
I would put a baseball bat to the dudes package and then count punch the wife!
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40910 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:57 am to
I'd be really fricking sad for my son.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
50153 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Tell him to leave, send her with him,
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
30191 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 10:03 am to
quote:

This reminds me of the classic Clint Eastwood/Sondra Locke exchange in "Bronco Billy."

Clint: "I caught my wife sleeping with my best friend, so I shot her."

Sondra: "Jesus... what did you do to HIM?"

Clint: "Nothing. He's my best friend."


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