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Virginia man founds "new" country in Africa
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:21 pm
Washington Post story
quote:
Jeremiah Heaton was playing with his daughter in their Abingdon, Va., home last winter when she asked whether she could be a real princess.
Heaton, a father of three who works in the mining industry, didn’t want to make any false promises to Emily, then 6, who was “big on being a princess.” But he still said yes.
“As a parent you sometimes go down paths you never thought you would,” Heaton said.
Within months, Heaton was journeying through the desolate southern stretches of Egypt and into an unclaimed 800-square-mile patch of arid desert. There, on June 16 — Emily’s seventh birthday — he planted a blue flag with four stars and a crown on a rocky hill. The area, a sandy expanse sitting along the Sudanese border, morphed from what locals call Bir Tawil into what Heaton and his family call the “Kingdom of North Sudan.”
There, Heaton is the self-described king and Emily is his princess.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:22 pm to Ryne Sandberg
I saw this on twitter yesterday. I don't see it ending well for him. And his kids are going to be assholes when they grow up.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:22 pm to Ryne Sandberg
quote:
There, Heaton is the self-described king and Emily is his princess.
Nice.
..but she wouldn't want to live there.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to Ryne Sandberg
and thus, the third great war began...
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to Ryne Sandberg
She'll never find a man that's good enough.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to Ryne Sandberg
I wonder if Egypt or The Sudan will issue an official response. Will anyone recognize or contest the claim?
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to Ryne Sandberg
Just tell your daughter no, you pussy.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to Ryne Sandberg
dude needs a better antiperspirant if he is going to be King.
But awesome for him.
But awesome for him.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:24 pm to Ryne Sandberg
quote:
morphed from what locals call Bir Tawil
Screw those Pee ons
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into what Heaton and his family call the “Kingdom of North Sudan.”
Well he is the King after all.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to Ryne Sandberg
She's princess of what amounts to a hill in one of the shittiest parts of the world. Congratulations.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to Ryne Sandberg
dude fails for not naming it Kingdom of Zamunda
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:27 pm to Ryne Sandberg
Alpha as frick
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:30 pm to Ryne Sandberg
Like someone said, just put up a flag in your backyard and tell your little darling she's princess of the Kingdom of 123 Spoiled Brat Drive or whatever the frick....
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:30 pm to Ryne Sandberg
She looks like a jerk already.
The moral of the story, little girl, is that you can be princess of a shithole or you can be a productive, normal member of society in America. You can choose.
The moral of the story, little girl, is that you can be princess of a shithole or you can be a productive, normal member of society in America. You can choose.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:31 pm to Ryne Sandberg
Actually not a bad flag compared to some actual flags.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:33 pm to Ryne Sandberg
They'll cut his head off if anyone ever catches him out there again... book it.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:39 pm to Ryne Sandberg
This guys gonna look like a genius when they strike oil in his kingdom.
He'll also be dead.
He'll also be dead.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:41 pm to Ryne Sandberg
no king wears cargo pants
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:48 pm to Ryne Sandberg
I thought this was stupid, until I saw some hipster idiot wearing a shower curtain on Fox saying this was "dangerous". Now I support.
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:54 pm to Ryne Sandberg
so he's teaching his daughter how to be a dummy
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