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Virginia man founds "new" country in Africa

Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:21 pm
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19511 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:21 pm
Washington Post story






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Jeremiah Heaton was playing with his daughter in their Abingdon, Va., home last winter when she asked whether she could be a real princess.

Heaton, a father of three who works in the mining industry, didn’t want to make any false promises to Emily, then 6, who was “big on being a princess.” But he still said yes.

“As a parent you sometimes go down paths you never thought you would,” Heaton said.

Within months, Heaton was journeying through the desolate southern stretches of Egypt and into an unclaimed 800-square-mile patch of arid desert. There, on June 16 — Emily’s seventh birthday — he planted a blue flag with four stars and a crown on a rocky hill. The area, a sandy expanse sitting along the Sudanese border, morphed from what locals call Bir Tawil into what Heaton and his family call the “Kingdom of North Sudan.”

There, Heaton is the self-described king and Emily is his princess.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
71857 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:22 pm to
I saw this on twitter yesterday. I don't see it ending well for him. And his kids are going to be assholes when they grow up.
Posted by FAF
NOLA
Member since May 2014
1427 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

There, Heaton is the self-described king and Emily is his princess.


Nice.

..but she wouldn't want to live there.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137203 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
and thus, the third great war began...
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24355 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
She'll never find a man that's good enough.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67566 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
I wonder if Egypt or The Sudan will issue an official response. Will anyone recognize or contest the claim?
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18923 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
Just tell your daughter no, you pussy.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70146 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:23 pm to
dude needs a better antiperspirant if he is going to be King.

But awesome for him.

Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
96612 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

morphed from what locals call Bir Tawil


Screw those Pee ons

quote:

into what Heaton and his family call the “Kingdom of North Sudan.”


Well he is the King after all.
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1702 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to
She's princess of what amounts to a hill in one of the shittiest parts of the world. Congratulations.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137203 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:25 pm to
dude fails for not naming it Kingdom of Zamunda
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
27008 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:27 pm to
Alpha as frick
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7484 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:30 pm to
Like someone said, just put up a flag in your backyard and tell your little darling she's princess of the Kingdom of 123 Spoiled Brat Drive or whatever the frick....
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
80857 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:30 pm to
She looks like a jerk already.

The moral of the story, little girl, is that you can be princess of a shithole or you can be a productive, normal member of society in America. You can choose.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:31 pm to
Actually not a bad flag compared to some actual flags.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38974 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:33 pm to
They'll cut his head off if anyone ever catches him out there again... book it.
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11478 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:39 pm to
This guys gonna look like a genius when they strike oil in his kingdom.

He'll also be dead.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19901 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:41 pm to
no king wears cargo pants
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21941 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:48 pm to
I thought this was stupid, until I saw some hipster idiot wearing a shower curtain on Fox saying this was "dangerous". Now I support.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 7/14/14 at 2:54 pm to
so he's teaching his daughter how to be a dummy
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