Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had

Making up stories to post won't get anybody here to like you.

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loosing

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she probably hated you for your terrible grammar

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I went out of town on a date

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Beta. She should go out of town to meet you.

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with a Tri-Delt

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Why is this is an important detail? It's just another house.

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If it weren't for the fact that the band was Better than Ezra, I would have caught a Greyhound back to

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Not really an awkward date, but had a pretty bizarre experience about a month ago with a chick. Met this chick on Tinder a while back and instantly hit it off. Things are going so good that a few days later she wants to meet up. So I head over to her house after class one day, with plans to hit a few bars and have some fun, and on the way she calls and says she can't find a baby sitter. She wanted to if I'm cool with just hanging out at her house. So fast forward a few hours and a few beers later and this chick is starting to tell me stories about past relationships and shite that has happened in her life, except there is one problem. I find myself not believing a fricking word she is saying. For example, I believe she hurt her back as she claimed, but I don't believe it was because she was riding a horse bareback and got thrown off of it when a pack of wild coyotes attacked the horse. Another bizarre story being an ex nailed her finger the kitchen counter because he was jealous of her piano playing..

So as she keeps pumping out these crazy stories, she starts telling me that she doesn't feel a physical chemistry between us because there isn't the urge to rip each others clothes off and have crazy sex on the counter. Well no fricking shite, I mean her 2 kids are in coming in and out of the kitchen where we are, plus I'm trying to show them a little respect too. I'm not trying to frick her with her kids a few feet away.

Anyway, the night progresses on and the kids fall asleep and of course the bullshite stories keep coming, only now she has become more emotional. One minute this chick is just crying her eyes out and the next she is making out with me like it's her last night on earth. This goes on for like an hour and I can't possibly leave because it's so bizarre I have to see where it goes. So through the tears and the bullshite she decides now she wants to frick me, and god did we ever. This crazy chick was a goddamn animal in bed.

The best part was the relief I felt when she texted me the next day saying it wasn't gonna work out. Way too much crazy for me to deal with.

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Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had

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Haven't had that many awkward moments b/c I think of myself as quick on the feet and can talk/chat up anything and disarm most sitchiations.

But... that date last year with Monday's ex gf when she told me her dad was a poster and I had been posting back and forth with him THAT day at work about the upcoming date and shite.... I was a bit taken aback and at loss for words except OH shite. OH shite. I NEED TO USE MY PHONE. DO YOU MIND.. and I edited about 5 posts.

Prom night, was picking up my date. I go to pull out my wallet and condom fall on the floor in front of her mom dad and older brother. I casually step on it and slide it closer and pick it up.

First date with my SO of now over 3 years:
We grabbed lunch at Atcha and then walked to an LSU Baseball game. It was the first Saturday of baseball season. Things seemed to be going well. We had met earlier that week and gotten most of the akward small talk out of the way already. Some time in the 4th inning, she offered me some gum. This is where all hell broke loose. As I was chewing the gum in the 5th, when I went to say something, a tiny glob of gum flew out of my mouth in slow motion and landed on her jeans. The scary music from "Scrubs" played through my head.

I just decided to play it cool, assuming that this relationship would run its course by the end of the afternoon, so I might as well enjoy it. Well, despite me being awkward the rest of the day, I managed to salvage the date enough to get a second one.

Thankfully, she never noticed the gum until a few days later when she went to wash them. She didn't know the gum came from me until years later

I shite my pants on a date. I ended up going to the bathroom, calling my sister to pick me up and I just left her there.

Never spoke again and I'm pretty sure she didn't know.