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re: Words Your Job has Made you Hate
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:40 am to JumpingTheShark
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:40 am to JumpingTheShark
You weasel faced turd cutter
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:45 am to JumpingTheShark
team player, collaboration, manager, supervisor, director, subordinate......
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:47 am to JumpingTheShark
"Damn it. This dog is actually on a leash"
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:48 am to CajunSoldier225
No Onions extra cheese
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:49 am to SPEEDY
Opportunity (in other words, you're getting screwed hard)
Networking
Touch the market
Code Red
Stretch Goals
Networking
Touch the market
Code Red
Stretch Goals
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:50 am to SPEEDY
Audit
Work paper
High-level
Incompetent (the company I used to work for loved this word when incorrectly describing the clients)
Interim
Rollforward
Sample
Work paper
High-level
Incompetent (the company I used to work for loved this word when incorrectly describing the clients)
Interim
Rollforward
Sample
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:54 am to JumpingTheShark
"Can you come look at this?" When all they have is a question that can be answered without looking at anything.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:58 am to colorchangintiger
"ownership"
"Gary has ownership of the penis pump project"
"Gary has ownership of the penis pump project"
This post was edited on 5/21/14 at 10:59 am
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:00 am to econ85
"Hey, do you have a minute ?"
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:01 am to Tactical1
quote:
I am sick of hearing
"On the same page"
Holy frick this.
And listening to our suits call our market robust in every meeting. Is that a food term or some shite?
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:13 am to MWP
Irregardless. My boss says it at least once a day, and most of the time it's not being used the correct way.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:15 am to JumpingTheShark
"It is what it is"
No shite. What else would it be?
No shite. What else would it be?
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:23 am to Clyde Tipton
quote:
It would be so clever to post a bunch of "Office Space" quotes here...
Irresistible: "Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!"
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:25 am to lovingbama
quote:
Irregardless. My boss says it at least once a day, and most of the time it's not being used the correct way.
Irregardless is not a word. It can never be used appropriately.
Posted on 5/21/14 at 11:26 am to JumpingTheShark
A few:
• proactive
• action plan
• low hanging fruit
• analytics
• people, process and technology
• operations
• drivers
• actual versus expected ("A vs E")
• level set
• organic
I deal with actuaries and "operations" people. Most of it is bull shite "organically" generated, job justifying, value demonstrating crap. Not that it pisses me off or anything....
• proactive
• action plan
• low hanging fruit
• analytics
• people, process and technology
• operations
• drivers
• actual versus expected ("A vs E")
• level set
• organic
I deal with actuaries and "operations" people. Most of it is bull shite "organically" generated, job justifying, value demonstrating crap. Not that it pisses me off or anything....
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