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Two sexy people arrested for fricking on church lawn during a wedding
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:00 pm
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Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.
A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who “ran into the road to stop” a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.
Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. “I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act,” Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, Benally “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”
The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, “four children in the wedding party,” according to a police report.
When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.
Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.
Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.
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Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:01 pm to arseinclarse
Weddings get chicks so horny
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:02 pm to arseinclarse
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booked 102 times
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:02 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
Some things can't be unseen
This post was edited on 5/6/14 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:06 pm to LaBR4
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Some thing can't be unseen
I'm more of a scent type of guy.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:07 pm to arseinclarse
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gross lewdness
You can say that again.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:07 pm to arseinclarse
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Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials
No shite?
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:08 pm to arseinclarse
happy clit awareness week!
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:09 pm to arseinclarse
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I'm more of a scent type of guy.
In the interest of public healthy and safety I think it best if the underlined word above be avoided going forward in this thread.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:10 pm to arseinclarse
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60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man
They look like shite for their age.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:11 pm to arseinclarse
quote:Interesting numbers. $1.00 for every gag reflex?
being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:21 pm to arseinclarse
This is so hot.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:23 pm to arseinclarse
I have the weirdest boner right now
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:23 pm to arseinclarse
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Two sexy people
This is very misleading.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:24 pm to arseinclarse
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“had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”
was he doing the come here motion?
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eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.
nevermind apparently he was
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:26 pm to arseinclarse
these two were made for one another!
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:31 pm to arseinclarse
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“had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”
If you're good enough at this you can get laid on the church lawn.
Universal truth.
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:32 pm to arseinclarse
I don't see the problem. He probably dropped his teeth in her vagina and was trying to dig/suck them out. Didn't want to talk to the officer with them out because he sounds incoherent when they are. She obviously left her teeth somewhere else though. Would've been more funny if she was digging around in his butt looking for them
Simple misunderstanding. Charges dropped
Simple misunderstanding. Charges dropped
Posted on 5/6/14 at 2:43 pm to arseinclarse
Link please
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