re: Got cut off in Arkansas after 4 beers

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Arizona has a state law where they won't sell a pitcher to a single patron.

When I noticed it, I told the bartender my wife and I would need two pitchers and four glasses. She didn't bat an eye. Brought me everything and walked away, she then watched me drink two pitchers while the wife had half a glass. Being this was dirigible the Clemson game...I ordered quite a bit more throughout the night. The only rule, I had to get glasses each time. Weird.

I have been legitimately cut off...once. by a new bartender at a local bar. He cut me off, I pulled rank and called the owner.

No one cuts me off but my liver...and he is a worthy foe indeed.

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Watch your tongue piggie
Squeal a little more,
Your father is your uncle,
And your mom's his sister-whore,
I see turds with more brain than you,
Each time I take a shite,
You've webbing on your 13 toes,
Your family tree don't split,
This site's a band of brothers,
Of this, there is no doubt,
So do us all a favor, squeal,


Hahahaha....you're so fricking butt hurt you made up a poem. That's like a badge of honor. I'm not sure, but that be the pinnacle of butthurtedness. Sad.
And just

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Turns out there's some stupid state law that prohibits bars from serving more than 4 drinks to customers. On my way next door, but that could be the most pussy law I ever heard. And people give Oxford shite for closing their bars at 1:00? Please.

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So you found a place with a count manager and now all of Arkansas is to blame.....typically TD logic.

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You had four beers and started acting obnoxious because you are a lightweight. The bartender got tired of your shite and pulled that on you.

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Yankee laws. What do you expect?

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