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anybody interested in funding my new workout craze?

Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:15 am
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22807 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:15 am
Since crossfit is the current craze, Ive taken intiative to bring something new to mainstream!

After working all weekend in my backyard, and feeling totally dilapidated today, I'm introducing a non weight based workout.

The FARMERS workout.

Day 1: dig 4 3 foot deep post holes with a oost hole digger.

Day 2: 10lb sledge a 4x4 square cemented area into rubble

Day 3: wheelbarrow rubble 250 yards to a stack and unload

Day 4: haul 15 50lb bags of ready mix cement 100 yards to previous rubble location

Day 5: use a shovel to unload 200 cubic feet of potting soil into a flower bed

Day 6: drink beer, eat a steak

Day 7: rest

All workouts should be done within a 2 hour time frame, rest in encouraged.



Posted by King of New Orleans
In front of The Hungry Tiger
Member since Jul 2011
9946 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:16 am to
can I wear overalls? if so, im in.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83695 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:16 am to
see MovNat
Posted by LikeABaussCat
bad spelling deal with it
Member since Jul 2012
2256 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:16 am to
Or you could try the Holes work out.

Day 1: Dig a 6'x6'x6' hole. Fill it back in when done.

Repeat for Day 1-7
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:20 am to
No bailing hay? Sham workout!
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25501 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:35 am to
quote:

The FARMERS workout. Day 1: dig 4 3 foot deep post holes with a oost hole digger. Day 2: 10lb sledge a 4x4 square cemented area into rubble Day 3: wheelbarrow rubble 250 yards to a stack and unload Day 4: haul 15 50lb bags of ready mix cement 100 yards to previous rubble location Day 5: use a shovel to unload 200 cubic feet of potting soil into a flower bed Day 6: drink beer, eat a steak Day 7: rest


Best part about it, membership is free and the "workout" loocations move daily depending on the foreman's...er, trainer's...schedule.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17129 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:35 am to
I think the OT is tapped-out after kickstarting my "Power Loins" routine.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:45 am to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63930 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:48 am to
FARMFIT!





This post was edited on 1/20/14 at 9:53 am
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6233 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:15 am to
One summer I lost about 15lbs. People asked we what diet plan I used. I told them "Briggs &Stratton". I had a 2.5 acre yard and only a 20" push mower.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6963 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 10:52 am to
Nice "look how hard I worked this weekend" brag thread.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 11:01 am to
"Bro, do you even farm?"


It just doesn't sound right.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20777 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 11:39 am to
Could I just hire a Mexican to do this for me and still see the results?
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