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Corniest joke you have ever heard
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:26 am
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:26 am
Mine is
Two satellite dishes got married. The wedding wasn't all that great but the reception was awesome!
Two satellite dishes got married. The wedding wasn't all that great but the reception was awesome!
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:27 am to BuddyLAM
A guy walks into a bar...gets 8 stitches
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:28 am to BuddyLAM
BuddyLAM
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:28 am to BuddyLAM
What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coffin?
Is that you coffin?
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:28 am to BuddyLAM
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to BuddyLAM
Interrupting cow knock-knock joke.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to BuddyLAM
knock knock
who there
korn
korn who
korn on the cob
who there
korn
korn who
korn on the cob
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to BuddyLAM
What does a gay horse eat?
HAYYYYYY
HAYYYYYY
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:29 am to BuddyLAM
Did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
No, I got them all cut.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:30 am to BuddyLAM
Have you ever seen the band "999 Megabytes" perform live?
Me, neither, they've never gotten a gig.
:rimshot:
Me, neither, they've never gotten a gig.
:rimshot:
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:30 am to BuddyLAM
How do you call a hard of hearing duck?
(in a very loud voice) HEY DUCK.
(in a very loud voice) HEY DUCK.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:30 am to BuddyLAM
corny jokes are a-maize-ing!
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:32 am to BuddyLAM
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 11:32 am
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:33 am to Greengirl
Have you heard the vacuum joke? It sucks!
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:33 am to BuddyLAM
Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. One turns to the other one and says, "It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo." The second penguin says, "What makes you think I'm not?"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:34 am to Greengirl
What do you call a bear with no teeth...
A gummy bear
A gummy bear
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:34 am to BuddyLAM
me "Is that jacket felt" (touches your jacket)
you "No, why?"
me "It is now"
you "No, why?"
me "It is now"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:37 am to BuddyLAM
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One turns to the other and says "who's driving this thing?"
One turns to the other and says "who's driving this thing?"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:38 am to LSURussian
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in some mud
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:39 am to BuddyLAM
quote:
Corniest joke you have ever heard
Why does the General wear sleeves?
To keep his armies warm.
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