Best lines from Napoleon Dynamite

"Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak" -

Napoleon telling Uncle Rico he has to go home

is anyone else here? I'm trying to raise money for college


YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

Uncle Rico- "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

Kip- "don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

My personal favorites

Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

glad to see some love for ND. ive always seen it blasted on here

Betcha i could throw a football over them mountains

Napoleon to Pedro "You see that girl over there, she came to my house yesterday and left a bunch of crap on my front porch. You dare me to go talk to her?"

I don't know about lines, but the scene where Napoleon throws the orange at the van and Uncle Rico screams gets me every time

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Well, if coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things had been different. I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.