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re: The biennial beware of Tiger Stadium thread on Aubie board

Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7077 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:00 pm to
Someone needs to get on there to remind them that under no circumstance should they let their 8 year old grand daughter venture to the ice cream concession alone. That always ends badly.
Posted by TigerWoody
btwn where I was & where I will be
Member since Dec 2007
11387 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:00 pm to
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whoville is similar to Lesion Field
Sounds like someone had a rough game against MRSA.
Posted by tigerinridgeland
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2006
7638 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:01 pm to
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AU won the game 2 of the 3 trips I made over there and the bottle came like rain each time.


Not sure when the last time he was there, but Auburn has only 4 wins ever in Tiger Stadium, 1939, 1993, 1997, and 1999. Auburn won 2 other games in Baton Rouge (1901 and 1903). LSU has won 16 home games against Auburn in Tiger Stadium and 1 additional home game in 1902. So outside of the 3 to 1 record in the 1990s, Tiger Stadium has not been kind to Auburn.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:04 pm to
This one is hilarious....

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1) Get there as late as possible. Forget about tailgating at the stadium. It's way too dangerous. Taking a bus to the stadium is a really good way to get there.
2) Park in a lot that is protected by security. Also, it is better to go in a car that is devoid of any stickers or anything that would identify you as an Auburn fan. One other thing, make sure your car insurance is up to date, a rental car is advisable and get the insurance, or better yet, like I said, take a bus.
3) Try to be invisible entering and leaving the stadium. Do not try to talk to the LSU fans. Obnoxious does not even begin to explain these guys after they have been sitting around drinking all afternoon.
4) Leave the game as soon as you can and get out of town. Don't event think about sticking around in Baton Rouge unless you are looking for a fight.
5) If we should win, run to your car and leave even faster. Celebrate in New Orleans, Hattiesburg or somewhere else a long way from there.
6) Lastly, take a change of clothes. It is hot down there, there is no circulation in that stadium and since they fully enclosed it (yeah, in 1953), it is much worse. Also, the chances of getting something thrown on you is high, particularly leaving the stadium. We always take another shirt along just in case.



Here's another one with a little irony...

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Laugh off the insults, yells of "TIGER MEAT!!!" (Makes no sense since we are tigers, but let it go), and the several hundred comments about our mascot/battle cry- after all these years they STILL can't wrap their peanut brains around that and some are just now discovering they can kid us about it. Bless their hearts they have ZERO wit and/or common sense. This from the fan base who cut and pasted from a story on Nebraska to come up with the "Corn Dog" idiocy!



It is truly amazing how delusional these idiots are.
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 3:05 pm
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:13 pm to
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If LSU starts to lose the game and you're in the AU section, WATCH for flying bottles be thrown in waves toward the AU section. AU won the game 2 of the 3 trips I made over there and the bottle came like rain each time.


Okay. Auburn last won in Baton Rouge in 1999. Anyone else at that game ? There couldn't have been more than 25,000 LSU fans still there after halftime. Anyone throwing bottles would have stuck out like a sore thumb. The 1997 game came down to the last minute.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34979 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:22 pm to
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Posted by RummelTiger Is there a lost section of Tiger Stadium that I've never seen? The stories about Tiger Stadium have taken on mythical proportions, but I guess that can be good...at times.


Exactly what I said. I was wondering where this section of the stadium was on game day.
Posted by Poet
Warehouse District
Member since Dec 2003
8422 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:25 pm to
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Okay. Auburn last won in Baton Rouge in 1999. Anyone else at that game ? There couldn't have been more than 25,000 LSU fans still there after halftime. Anyone throwing bottles would have stuck out like a sore thumb.


I was there. My 6 year old son didn't have any bottles to throw at the Auburn people, so I taught him to be a real LSU fan and throw his toy cars.
Posted by LSUFAN2
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2011
2439 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:26 pm to
No they were not fans, they were arse wipes. If they were identified, they should be banned from TS for life
Posted by BunnieGene
Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2004
865 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:30 pm to
I first remember hearing a portolet story after UGA '03...
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
13341 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:33 pm to
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TigerWoody - Sounds like someone had a rough game against MRSA.


POTD (by a non-Aubbie)
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57528 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:34 pm to
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And I don't find their tailgaters to be terribly hospitable either. The Gumps are way warmer and friendlier.
i have been to all but 2 SEC Places multiple times and have had great and bad times at all of them... and Auburn was the most relaxed tailgating atmosphere i have been to.
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:36 pm to
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Exactly what I said. I was wondering where this section of the stadium was on game day.
636. It's a secret entrance and you must offer the blood of a virgin goat to gain entrance.
Posted by Paulina Tiger
Paulina
Member since Oct 2012
108 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:55 pm to
Your better off in the Syrian War
Posted by gutter ray
Destrehan
Member since Sep 2004
74 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:58 pm to
I brought my 13 year old son with me last year and every body that we past said I smell corndogs. My son asked me what it means and I told him It is some back arse Auburn joke that they don't even know.
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11283 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 3:58 pm to
...maybe I should have asked these question before we bought tickets.


We are sooo in their heads.
Get your piss balloons ready, boys. Gotta give them what they're coming to see...
This post was edited on 9/16/13 at 4:07 pm
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54288 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:06 pm to
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My favorite Lsu/auburn story is of the guy that squat shite on the hood of an auburn fans car with the wife and kids in it.


I can't stop laughing at this
Posted by Dick Macho
New Iberia
Member since Jun 2013
920 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:07 pm to
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Hey, if that thread convinces even one toothless pompom waver to stay in Spittle County, Alabama, rather than come to BR for the game, than in my opinion it's doing God's work.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:15 pm to
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Tiger Meat


And piss bombs....the story machine is in high gear on the plains.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:18 pm to
I didn't realize we were this terrible.
I've been to auburn 5-6 times.. They have their share of assholes too.
Every school does.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 9/16/13 at 4:36 pm to
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Wear an LSU poncho. It reduces the likelihood of being urinated on, while protecting you in the event you do get urinated on.




Truer words have not been spoken.
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