re: Outdoor Board Confessions

I pumped about 20 gallons in a rod holder several years ago.
Had Hardison's shut down for about an hour...

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I pumped about 20 gallons in a rod holder several years ago.

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DING, DING, DING, we have a winner!!!

I have a bunch...

Lake Catahouchiecoochie 4 years ago.. the night before me and 7-8 buddies got super hammered. Stayed out till 3 am. Had a designated driver take us back to our house.
We woke up at 4:30am to drive to the lake.
We were all still drunk.
I said i was starving, so we made a pitstop for fuel and breakfast at a korean looking gas station. In my drunken stupor i was claiming I wasnt going to eat dirty because i was trying to diet. No carbs ya know?? So i bought, i shite you not, a jar of pickled quail eggs... I ate erry damn one of em..


Somehow we got to the lake
and started fishin. We already had like 20 fish in the boat in the first 15 minutes.

I realized that i was about to shite myself.
I have always been the guy that says " hang ur arse over the boat and chit.."
Well i would have, but we were surrounded by like 7 boats, and there were freakin gators everywhere. ( nature you scary)

I bitched and complained until my buddy said screw it, lets find a place for you to shite. we left fish and went up the canal ( maybe Bayou Segnette??) and i saw what looked like
an ideal place to climb up and shite.

It was an old hurrican Katrina victim boat house/ fishin camp.. I jump on the rickity pier and tip toe all the way into the camp. I took my eyes off the floor for one cot damn second to gander at where i would shite.

I fell through the damn floor and caught myself with my arm pits. I cut the hell out of my legs and ribs, and in the process literally shite myself....Beer and mexican food shits running down my arse.


Wow. true story.

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I pumped about 20 gallons in a rod holder several years ago.

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frickin just lost it here.

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I pumped about 20 gallons in a rod holder several years ago.

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Motha frickin winner

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Dissident Aggressor

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I pumped about 20 gallons in a rod holder several years ago.

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I would not have posted that.

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I would not have posted that.

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This thread has set me free.
Can you imagine what it's like supressing that experience for 20 years?

Now I know what the catholics feel like...

Took me five minutes to regain enough composure to type this...

I once launched my boat on the boat ramp before it ever made it to the water... that was a fun day

- I am literally the worst fisherman alive. I can't tell you how many underground logs and shite I've hooked all while screaming at my padnuh that I got a big one! Not to mention all the times I've fished only to find out my bait isn't on the hook or the hook is missing altogether.
- this it probably more of an accomplishment. I was able to balance myself on two cypress knees and shite into the water. awesome experience
- Never done any big game hunting. ever. Not even hogs or deer.
- Still have never shot a banded duck
-Did not bag a single mallard or woodie all last season. oh the shame
- I can barely drive a stick. Barely.
- I am Asian and I don't enjoy crabbing much