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Seinfeld 2012
Posted on 12/11/12 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 12/11/12 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:04 pm to Jim Rockford
George's parents claim their house was destroyed by "Sandy," move in with George. He discovers the house is fine. Sandy is a loud neighbor.
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Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:05 pm to Jim Rockford
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George gets aroused reading 50 Shades of Gray, questions self.
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Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:05 pm to Jim Rockford
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Uncle Leo gets LifeAlert, keeps hitting it "just to test it."
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Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:06 pm to Jim Rockford
And I thought the show ended because they were out of ideas! Some of those are gold Jerry! Gold!
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:10 pm to Jim Rockford
Elaine joins JDate so she pretends to be Jewish. She meets an amazing guy who dumps her for being "too Jewy." George discovers falafel.
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:18 pm to Jim Rockford
Jerry goes on @jimmyfallon. The Roots play "Drops of Jupiter" when he comes out. Jerry becomes obsessed with figuring out why.
George opens actual jerk store on Etsy![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
George opens actual jerk store on Etsy
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This post was edited on 12/11/12 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:20 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 12/11/12 at 5:04 pm to Jim Rockford
some of those are fricking great
Posted on 12/12/12 at 1:51 am to Jim Rockford
Damnit I miss this show even more now!
Posted on 12/12/12 at 2:29 am to Jim Rockford
Kramer goes to a comedy show and says the "N" word. Loses career.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 11:37 am to Jim Rockford
I don't think NBC realizes just how awesome this would be.
Posted on 12/19/12 at 8:24 am to Jim Rockford
This is a genius plot.
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“@SeinfeldToday: A photo of Kramer is used in ads for a gay dating site. George's mother gets Botox. Jerry dumps his gf for singing what she's doing.”
Posted on 12/19/12 at 8:26 am to Jim Rockford
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Modern Seinfeld ?@SeinfeldToday
Kramer accidentally causes an International incident at the UN. Elaine spills a drink on Kanye West at a party. George is aroused by Siri.
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Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:31 pm to Jim Rockford
Jerry receives box tickets for a Mets game from his manager and gives the tickets to George.
Jerry dates a girl with freckles but he fights his desire to connect the dots.
Elaine meets a young man who says his last name is Steinbrenner.
Kramer claims to be George Steinbrenner's second cousin and that he can find out if he's a descendent..
Kramer visits George Steinbrenner while he's watching the Mets game and sees a shot of George at the game wearing a Mets jacket in the box. Kramer jokes that George looks like he's spying for the Mets. Steinbrenner immediately jumps to the conclusion that Costanza is a spy.
Jerry connects the dots when his date falls asleep during a movie.
Elaine gets rejected because she's just not "Yankee material". She replies that he was never really "sponge worthy".
Steinbrenner summons George to his office to fire him and Costanza discovers Kramer's to blame.
The date becomes furious when she discovers the sharpy marks on her and begins yelling at Jerry as they hear Costanza banging on Kramer's door.
Pan to Kramer on the phone with the Mets claiming to have all of the inside info on the Yankees (even Steinbrenner's hairdresser's number).
Kramer hears George pounding on the door and runs out through the fire escape.
/end episode
Jerry dates a girl with freckles but he fights his desire to connect the dots.
Elaine meets a young man who says his last name is Steinbrenner.
Kramer claims to be George Steinbrenner's second cousin and that he can find out if he's a descendent..
Kramer visits George Steinbrenner while he's watching the Mets game and sees a shot of George at the game wearing a Mets jacket in the box. Kramer jokes that George looks like he's spying for the Mets. Steinbrenner immediately jumps to the conclusion that Costanza is a spy.
Jerry connects the dots when his date falls asleep during a movie.
Elaine gets rejected because she's just not "Yankee material". She replies that he was never really "sponge worthy".
Steinbrenner summons George to his office to fire him and Costanza discovers Kramer's to blame.
The date becomes furious when she discovers the sharpy marks on her and begins yelling at Jerry as they hear Costanza banging on Kramer's door.
Pan to Kramer on the phone with the Mets claiming to have all of the inside info on the Yankees (even Steinbrenner's hairdresser's number).
Kramer hears George pounding on the door and runs out through the fire escape.
/end episode
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:41 pm to Jim Rockford
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Jerry loses his phone & can only remember the number of an ex (Catherine Keener) from 15 years ago. Kramer does performance art at MoMA.
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Kramer discovers Craigslist's free stuff section. KRAMER: They're just giving it away! It's crazy, Jerry! JERRY: It's garbage.
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Kramer becomes addicted to fruitcake. George's gf (Helena Bonham Carter) insists on celebrating Winter Solstice. Jerry's identity is stolen.
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:16 pm to Jim Rockford
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«@SeinfeldToday Jerry's gf (Carla Gugino) is mad he can't "speak emoji." JERRY:"It says building, crying cat, clock!" KRAMER:"She's running late, Jerry!"»
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:32 pm to Jim Rockford
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Modern Seinfeld ?@SeinfeldToday
Elaine finds herself at the center of a controversy when a college football star uses her photo as a picture of his fake dead girlfriend.
This post was edited on 1/22/13 at 2:33 pm
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