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Seinfeld 2012

Posted on 12/11/12 at 3:59 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/11/12 at 3:59 pm
Posted by uglycasanova7
Member since Feb 2011
1284 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:04 pm to
George's parents claim their house was destroyed by "Sandy," move in with George. He discovers the house is fine. Sandy is a loud neighbor.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:05 pm to
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George gets aroused reading 50 Shades of Gray, questions self.


Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103294 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:05 pm to
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Uncle Leo gets LifeAlert, keeps hitting it "just to test it."

Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
13406 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:06 pm to
And I thought the show ended because they were out of ideas! Some of those are gold Jerry! Gold!
Posted by uglycasanova7
Member since Feb 2011
1284 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:10 pm to
Elaine joins JDate so she pretends to be Jewish. She meets an amazing guy who dumps her for being "too Jewy." George discovers falafel.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:18 pm to
Jerry goes on @jimmyfallon. The Roots play "Drops of Jupiter" when he comes out. Jerry becomes obsessed with figuring out why.

George opens actual jerk store on Etsy
This post was edited on 12/11/12 at 4:26 pm
Posted by nosaj56
Member since Aug 2007
21992 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 4:20 pm to
here's a tumblr with a similar idea

LINK
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73181 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 5:04 pm to
some of those are fricking great
Posted by Jordan871223
Member since Jul 2012
8 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 1:51 am to
Damnit I miss this show even more now!
Posted by dandug001
Shreveport
Member since Oct 2011
1578 posts
Posted on 12/12/12 at 2:29 am to
Kramer goes to a comedy show and says the "N" word. Loses career.
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 12/13/12 at 11:37 am to
I don't think NBC realizes just how awesome this would be.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51874 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 8:24 am to
This is a genius plot.

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“@SeinfeldToday: A photo of Kramer is used in ads for a gay dating site. George's mother gets Botox. Jerry dumps his gf for singing what she's doing.”
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156198 posts
Posted on 12/19/12 at 8:26 am to
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Modern Seinfeld ?@SeinfeldToday
Kramer accidentally causes an International incident at the UN. Elaine spills a drink on Kanye West at a party. George is aroused by Siri.


Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67281 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:31 pm to
Jerry receives box tickets for a Mets game from his manager and gives the tickets to George.
Jerry dates a girl with freckles but he fights his desire to connect the dots.
Elaine meets a young man who says his last name is Steinbrenner.
Kramer claims to be George Steinbrenner's second cousin and that he can find out if he's a descendent..
Kramer visits George Steinbrenner while he's watching the Mets game and sees a shot of George at the game wearing a Mets jacket in the box. Kramer jokes that George looks like he's spying for the Mets. Steinbrenner immediately jumps to the conclusion that Costanza is a spy.
Jerry connects the dots when his date falls asleep during a movie.
Elaine gets rejected because she's just not "Yankee material". She replies that he was never really "sponge worthy".
Steinbrenner summons George to his office to fire him and Costanza discovers Kramer's to blame.
The date becomes furious when she discovers the sharpy marks on her and begins yelling at Jerry as they hear Costanza banging on Kramer's door.
Pan to Kramer on the phone with the Mets claiming to have all of the inside info on the Yankees (even Steinbrenner's hairdresser's number).
Kramer hears George pounding on the door and runs out through the fire escape.
/end episode
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:41 pm to
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Jerry loses his phone & can only remember the number of an ex (Catherine Keener) from 15 years ago. Kramer does performance art at MoMA.

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Kramer discovers Craigslist's free stuff section. KRAMER: They're just giving it away! It's crazy, Jerry! JERRY: It's garbage.

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Kramer becomes addicted to fruitcake. George's gf (Helena Bonham Carter) insists on celebrating Winter Solstice. Jerry's identity is stolen.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51874 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:16 pm to


«@SeinfeldToday Jerry's gf (Carla Gugino) is mad he can't "speak emoji." JERRY:"It says building, crying cat, clock!" KRAMER:"She's running late, Jerry!"»
Posted by Decatur
Member since Mar 2007
28719 posts
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:32 pm to
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Modern Seinfeld ?@SeinfeldToday
Elaine finds herself at the center of a controversy when a college football star uses her photo as a picture of his fake dead girlfriend.
This post was edited on 1/22/13 at 2:33 pm
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