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re: Has your wife ever said anything about cooking that made you wonder how you ever

Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:17 pm to
Posted by GonePecan
Southeast of disorder
Member since Feb 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:17 pm to
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Yep...sometimes you don't have to look past the OP.

Why you.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3509 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:17 pm to
As far as my wife is concerned, our stove has two settings full blast and off. She has no concept of turning the damn fire down
Posted by pochejp
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2007
7863 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:23 pm to
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Has your wife ever said anything about cooking that made you wonder how you ever


married her?


Mine hates salt and i'm a salt freak. Go figure.

She's a freak in other ways though.
Posted by oompaw
In piney hill country...
Member since Dec 2007
6271 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:48 pm to
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She has no concept of turning the damn fire down




Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12931 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:51 pm to
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Yes, shortly after we were married she called home to ask how to boil eggs. For Christmas that year she was given this...


That is too funny. I would have been cut off for at least 3 months if I would have done something like that.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39200 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:53 pm to
My wife still thinks I'm crazy for not eating the 'choke' of the artichoke.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45849 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:00 pm to
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That is too funny. I would have been cut off for at least 3 months if I would have done something like that.


That book was put together by her dad, I guess he was trying to fix the defective goods he pawned onto me...
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:06 pm to
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the defective goods he pawned onto me...


i inherited very similar,,,,,, one that couldn't boil water and 36 months of car notes..
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45849 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:13 pm to
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i inherited very similar,,,,,, one that couldn't boil water and 36 months of car notes..


The other thing I got with the wife, when I asked her dad for her hand in marriage I was told I had to take the pig...



Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38909 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:14 pm to
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You don't have to have green onions to top off gumbo. Your wife was correct.

Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:27 pm to
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I had to take the pig...

I had to take the car.
well, at least the pig could provide a meal, the cutlass supreme was gone about 35 years ago..
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45849 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by GCHunter
Chasing my tail
Member since Aug 2009
2080 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:36 pm to
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I don't even let my wife in the kitchen when I'm cooking

This. Because what will happen is she will frick something up in there. It never fails. Sometimes i ever question her taste buds bc it could be bland as hell and tell me its too salty. Sometimes i think she likes to just say that shite bc she knows im the better cook.
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:40 pm to
The only way that thing would come into my house would be in the form of bacon to into a frying pan.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69467 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:50 pm to
you don't for Gumbo. IMO.

Just like you don't have to use file or Okra if you have a good roux.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112799 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:10 pm to
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i click on this thread just to read your comment about cheese and butter.

Cheese I can understand. But where have I ever criticized butter?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112799 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:12 pm to
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As far as my wife is concerned, our stove has two settings full blast and off. She has no concept of turning the damn fire down

Count your blessings. My wife does the same thing with the thermostat. If it's 70 outside she turns the air on 55. It gets cold, so she turns the heat up to 80.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:47 pm to
I had a '72 Pontiac LeMans that I bought in '94. That thing was a beast that would not die. It went across a mountain pass in the middle BF Utah. The people in thier tricked out 4 wheelers saw it coming at them and said "say What". I sold it in 00 for more than I paid.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:54 pm to
Gaston slap her with a big bit of force. The choke is as inedible as anything on the planet. A boiled, microwaved shoe sole would be more of a taste sensory experience.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:56 pm to
Mr Porkie would you like to meet mango chutney for about three hours.
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