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Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:17 pm to CITWTT
As far as my wife is concerned, our stove has two settings full blast and off. She has no concept of turning the damn fire down
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:23 pm to GonePecan
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Has your wife ever said anything about cooking that made you wonder how you ever
married her?
Mine hates salt and i'm a salt freak. Go figure.
She's a freak in other ways though.
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Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:48 pm to pochejp
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She has no concept of turning the damn fire down
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Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:51 pm to wickowick
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Yes, shortly after we were married she called home to ask how to boil eggs. For Christmas that year she was given this...
That is too funny. I would have been cut off for at least 3 months if I would have done something like that.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 2:53 pm to GonePecan
My wife still thinks I'm crazy for not eating the 'choke' of the artichoke.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:00 pm to Capt ST
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That is too funny. I would have been cut off for at least 3 months if I would have done something like that.
That book was put together by her dad, I guess he was trying to fix the defective goods he pawned onto me...
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:06 pm to wickowick
quote:i inherited very similar,,,,,, one that couldn't boil water and 36 months of car notes..
the defective goods he pawned onto me...
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Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:13 pm to Ole Geauxt
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i inherited very similar,,,,,, one that couldn't boil water and 36 months of car notes..
The other thing I got with the wife, when I asked her dad for her hand in marriage I was told I had to take the pig...
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:14 pm to Zach
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You don't have to have green onions to top off gumbo. Your wife was correct.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:27 pm to wickowick
quote:I had to take the car.
I had to take the pig...
well, at least the pig could provide a meal, the cutlass supreme was gone about 35 years ago..
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Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:36 pm to wickowick
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I don't even let my wife in the kitchen when I'm cooking
This. Because what will happen is she will frick something up in there. It never fails. Sometimes i ever question her taste buds bc it could be bland as hell and tell me its too salty. Sometimes i think she likes to just say that shite bc she knows im the better cook.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:40 pm to wickowick
The only way that thing would come into my house would be in the form of bacon to into a frying pan. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 10/22/12 at 3:50 pm to GonePecan
you don't for Gumbo. IMO.
Just like you don't have to use file or Okra if you have a good roux.
Just like you don't have to use file or Okra if you have a good roux.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:10 pm to CAD703X
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i click on this thread just to read your comment about cheese and butter.
Cheese I can understand. But where have I ever criticized butter?
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:12 pm to BrotherEsau
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As far as my wife is concerned, our stove has two settings full blast and off. She has no concept of turning the damn fire down
Count your blessings. My wife does the same thing with the thermostat. If it's 70 outside she turns the air on 55. It gets cold, so she turns the heat up to 80.
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Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:47 pm to Ole Geauxt
I had a '72 Pontiac LeMans that I bought in '94. That thing was a beast that would not die. It went across a mountain pass in the middle BF Utah. The people in thier tricked out 4 wheelers saw it coming at them and said "say What". I sold it in 00 for more than I paid.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:54 pm to Gaston
Gaston slap her with a big bit of force. The choke is as inedible as anything on the planet. A boiled, microwaved shoe sole would be more of a taste sensory experience.
Posted on 10/22/12 at 4:56 pm to wickowick
Mr Porkie would you like to meet mango chutney for about three hours.
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