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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread

Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2352 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:10 pm to
Did you hear abou the aggie who went to the Olympics and won a gold medal?




He was so proud of it he had it bronzed.
Posted by jmac63
USA
Member since Oct 2007
316 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:44 pm to

Why didn’t the Aggies show up for the game at Tiger Stadium?


They saw road signs that read “Clean Restrooms Ahead” so they stopped and cleaned the restrooms.


They later saw a sign that read, “Louisiana State University Left” so they went home.
Posted by Pankins
Flahrida
Member since Oct 2010
1199 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:09 pm to
The three most common lies told in College Station:

1. the check's in the mail
2. the truck's paid off
3. I was just helping the sheep over the fence
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17998 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:35 pm to
Bump
Posted by ianfson1
Houston
Member since Aug 2009
892 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:59 pm to
What do you call a hot woman at A&M?


A visitor
Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
15964 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:04 pm to
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?

3

One to screw it in, one to call it a tradition, and one to scream "SCREW THE HELL OUTTA THAT LIGHT BULB!!! WHOOP!!!!"
Posted by NocturnalTiger
Member since Nov 2011
1147 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:09 pm to
In the "old" days the Aggies and the Cajuns were fighting
back and forth across the Sabine River.
The Aggies would throw dynamite over the river
.............and the Cajuns would light it and throw it back.
Posted by PioStorm7
zag
Member since Aug 2010
13 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:11 pm to
How do you get a one-arm Aggie out of a tree?

Wave
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:15 pm to
Two aggies are standing across the creek from each other. One yells, "Hey, how do I get over to the other side?" Other one says "You're already on the other side!"
Posted by HeadCoach
Shady's Parking Lot
Member since Mar 2009
5659 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:35 pm to
Yeah. Aggie jokes take me back to my childhood. I knew aggies were dumb before I even knew what football was. Glad this rivaly is back
Posted by W
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 10:37 pm to
What do Aggies do on Halloween?



Pump kin.
Posted by jimbeaux82
Natchitoches, La
Member since Oct 2008
1338 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 11:07 pm to
Do you know what the Aggies named their pet zebra???

Spot

Hear about the Aggie who had trouble writing the number 11?

He couldnt figure out which 1 came first
Posted by gwilging
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Mar 2011
1396 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 1:02 am to
Blind bump for future reading.
Posted by Weizenman
Reserve
Member since Oct 2007
2075 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 4:21 am to
Aggie's first day of college:
Mom teaches son how to put his underwear on:
Yellow spots to the front,
Brown spots to the back.
Posted by motorbreath
New Orleans Saints fan
Member since Jun 2004
6381 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:38 am to
How many pallbearers are in an aggies funeral?

2. A trash can only has 2 handles.
Posted by higgins
flowery branch, ga
Member since Dec 2009
7918 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:14 am to
How to circumcise an Aggie- kick his sister in the mouth.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45972 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:20 am to
Q - Why do Aggies frick their sheep at the edge of a cliff with the sheep facing the drop off?

A - So the sheep will push back!
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4347 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:24 am to
What do LSU grads call an Aggie, 5 years after the Aggie graduates?













Boss
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67601 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:27 am to
The Aggies were flying to BR to play the tigers...
when the pilot comes over the intercom stating that the plane had lost an engine but not to worry we have 3 left and this will put arrival back about 15 minutes. A little while later the pilot informed them we lost another engine and will be another 15 min late. Another engine goes out and the pilot says that we have one more left and it will just add another 15 minutes to the flight....then a few moments later the pilot says we lost the 4th and final engine....aggie player says "oh great I guess we are going to have to add another 15 minutes to the flight"
Posted by lsushawn
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
131 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:47 am to
Why do Aggies hang their diploma's in their rear view mirrors?


so they can park in handicap spots.
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