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This new Joseph Gordon Levitt movie looks like giant piece of crap
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:04 pm
"Once it goes in the box, the dick stays in the box" or whateverTF he's talking about. So we get a whole movie of JGL doing parkour(sp?) on a mountain bike? I'm thinking this has got a shot at an Oscar in the "Are you f'n kidding me?" group.
Is anybody actually excited about this movie? Nothing in the preview makes it seem remotely interesting. Curious how the JGL fan club will react.
Is anybody actually excited about this movie? Nothing in the preview makes it seem remotely interesting. Curious how the JGL fan club will react.
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Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:05 pm to iwyLSUiwy
yup ( does look like crap )
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Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:08 pm to iwyLSUiwy
It looks terrible. It actually looks so bad that I'd have bought it as a joke trailer mocking shitty movies. I don't understand how JGL goes from doing such good work to this garbage
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:14 pm to TulaneTigerFan
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It looks terrible. It actually looks so bad that I'd have bought it as a joke trailer mocking shitty movies. I don't understand how JGL goes from doing such good work to this garbage
fricking spot on
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:15 pm to TulaneTigerFan
And Michael Shannon! 2 of the best actors out there. Weird.
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:16 pm to TulaneTigerFan
This will probably only be marginally better than the Dark Knight Rises 
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:19 pm to theunknownknight
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This will probably only be marginally better than the Dark Knight Rises
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Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:34 pm to UltimateHog
Looper looks stupid. Why not send them back to the ice age and letting them freeze to death?
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:36 pm to UltimateHog
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Surely you guys aren't talking about Looper?
I am guessing he means "Premium Rush". I mean "Premium fricking Rush"??? Who comes up with this shite. Guy came in at 9, saw the words "premium" on his coffee and "rush" on the 10am FedEx delivery, wrote it down, and called it a day.
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Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:37 pm to Cold Pizza
I just read about Looper. Bruce willis plays a 55 year old version of JGL? lol whaaaat? That's a ridiculous premise to accept.
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:39 pm to iwyLSUiwy
yeah I saw a preview for that and thought how did JGL accept this? Should jason statham get this role?
pretty sure if I'm a fricking messenger boy if someone shoots at me I'll give them the damn package back
pretty sure if I'm a fricking messenger boy if someone shoots at me I'll give them the damn package back
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:39 pm to beaverfever
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I just read about Looper. Bruce willis plays a 55 year old version of JGL? lol whaaaat? That's a ridiculous premise to accept.
Trailer is awesome, I linked it above.
Pretty stoked for it.
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:43 pm to beaverfever
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I just read about Looper. Bruce willis plays a 55 year old version of JGL? lol whaaaat? That's a ridiculous premise to accept
I saw the trailer awhile back and it looked like it could have some potential.
Posted on 8/9/12 at 8:53 pm to BilJ
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pretty sure if I'm a fricking messenger boy if someone shoots at me I'll give them the damn package back
There's a fricking code they go by man. It ain't that simple.
Posted on 8/9/12 at 10:00 pm to Tiger in NY
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I am guessing he means "Premium Rush". I mean "Premium fricking Rush"??? Who comes up with this shite. Guy came in at 9, saw the words "premium" on his coffee and "rush" on the 10am FedEx delivery, wrote it down, and called it a day.
At the same time I was sitting on a toilet and dropped a turd. I eventually wiped but before I did I gave the turd a gander. But I didn't decide to make a movie out of it. Probably should have though.
Posted on 8/9/12 at 10:02 pm to BilJ
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yeah I saw a preview for that and thought how did JGL accept this? Should jason statham get this role?
pretty sure if I'm a fricking messenger boy if someone shoots at me I'll give them the damn package back
Yeah I even drop the cliché "I don't get paid enough to do this" line and not care if I get fired.
Posted on 8/9/12 at 10:45 pm to BilJ
quote:I remember seeing the first trailer for this movie on IMDB about 3 years ago. So im pretty sure its been pushed back a ton of times. The studio knows it sucks.
yeah I saw a preview for that and thought how did JGL accept this? Should jason statham get this role?
JGL filmed this way before Batman, maybe even pre-Inception.
He probably throws this script in the garbage if someone sends it to him today.
This post was edited on 8/9/12 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 8/9/12 at 10:57 pm to eyeran
Ah, so it's like that Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake that had Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey. Filmed before they blew up and they both wanted to have it destroyed 
Posted on 8/9/12 at 11:06 pm to sbr2
I hope you are this outspoken after every single Jason Statham film trailer that comes out because quite frank, bike parkour and all, this still looks much better than any Transporter film.
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