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Dumbest $h_t anyone has said on your boat?

Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Howard Juneau
Cocodrie, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2233 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:16 pm
I will start:

How big is your saltwater wash down tank?
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21251 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:18 pm to
Whadda ya mean this has a plug?
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54156 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:18 pm to
A banned poster yelled "huge flounder " and tried to net a sting ray before I smacked the net our his hand
Posted by deaconjones35
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2009
9873 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:19 pm to
My buddy: "My hook must be defective."

Me: "Nah man...you just suck at fishing."
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40457 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

A banned poster yelled "huge flounder " and tried to net a sting ray before I smacked the net our his hand


Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
59422 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

How big is your saltwater wash down tank?


Should've told him to take it easy, you were running low.
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:21 pm to
My buddy: " Hey man, we are tearing them up on a wacky rigged watermelon red senko ! "

He yelled this to a boat that was idling by us one day

they had said " are yall doin any good? we aint caught shite..."

They commenced to zipping 25 yards down the bank we were fishing and started flippin wacky worm senkos infront of us. I watched them pull 3-4 out in front of me and i hauled arse out of there.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18124 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:22 pm to
Do you have any miller lite?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69416 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:22 pm to
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Should've told him to take it easy, you were running low.


Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:22 pm to
What a dumbass. You never tell them the truth. I learned that real early, you tell anybody but a gamewarden you aint caught nuthin
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54156 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:22 pm to
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Posted by canyon
Whadda ya mean this has a plug?




Had a dude I know yelling this as his dads boat was taking on water behind the camp. 2 minutes later and that thing is under. Luckily we were able to get the power pole down. He is VERY lucky my friend and I got there when we did, best part....... The name of the boat is Clueless
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84488 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:27 pm to
Shut your whore moufffff
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:30 pm to
"no i dont need any sunscreen."

gets torched and cant move for 2 days
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18124 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:30 pm to
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Shut your whore moufffff


That's what I told her, and to give me a sandwich. She knew good enough to make them that morning, so she didn't have to make it on the spot. This time.
Posted by Kajungee
South ,Section 6 Row N
Member since Mar 2004
17033 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

How big is your saltwater wash down tank?



You win
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40457 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:32 pm to
I love when people tell me to slow down
Posted by thedice20
Member since May 1926
Member since Aug 2008
7550 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:34 pm to
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Do you have any miller lite?


You must be a fricking comedian
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
27996 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:39 pm to
Last year we were out in the boat and the wind progressively got stronger and stronger to the point of about 20kts out of the west and the bay was starting to white cap. I told the guys it was time to reel up. We rode around just looking around on the island (DI, AL). We were all enjoying the ride when one guy says "so we are going to fish anymore? We're done? Why can we still fish?"

I told him I didn't want my kids to grow up without a dad.
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 12:48 pm to
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bbvdd


You're a wuss.
Posted by TexasTiger34
Austin, Kind of
Member since Mar 2008
11344 posts
Posted on 7/24/12 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

A banned poster yelled "huge flounder " and tried to net a sting ray before I smacked the net our his hand
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