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re: Let's Overanalyze "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:32 am to Papercutninja
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:32 am to Papercutninja
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IRL: Harry and Marv break into the house via the front door and do a quick sweep to secure the perimiter. While doing so, fully shoed, they crunch on ornaments and knock over a precariously placed fan with feather's nearby. They see a small boy at the top of the staircase and easily assail that steps two at a time and overtake the small boy attempting to throw full paint cans with his puny arms. Harry then questions the boy while Marv checks the rest of the house. Upon Marv's return he finds Harry standing over the body of young Kevin, having accidentially suffocated the child while trying to keep him from screaming so much. After a brief argument, Marv and Harry carry the limp body of the child to the basement where the furnace, that was once a source of so much fear in Kevin's life, finally is used to incinerate his body. His parents return home to find the house ransacked. Kevin's parents never find their son and their marriage crumbles after a having to defend themselves on child neglect charges and many years of guilt. Kevin's father leaves Chicago, while Kevin's mother stays in the house and turns to alcohol and barbituates as a means to cope. She dies of an overdose 7 years later. The house is sold and while a home inspector checks the furnace, the tiny femur bones and skull fragments of Kevin McAllister are found in the bottom of the furnace. At the side of the furnace lies a box of Stouffer's Macaroni and Cheese with the words, "For Kevin" written on the front.
Holy shite that is terrible and awesome.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:58 am to gorillacoco
This thread is great, I've been reading it all morning. Daniel Stern is so great that it makes me want to over analyze Bushwacked or the two Cityslickers.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 10:47 am to L S Usetheforce
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I just had a revelation. The original home alone trip wasnt paid for by peter mcallister, but by the brother of the family. Holy shite, for years i thought it was the freaking dad.
Dude I caught that this year too.....In fact, the brother is the real baller in this whole show....OT Rich...
They mention in home alone 2 if he is back from Paris he'd go to his mansion in New York........its being renovated during Christmas....Do you know how much that cost during the holidays.
Yeah, it almost makes you feel sorry for Uncle Frank. He has two brothers, both of which are absolute ballers.
One of his brothers lives in Paris and also has a brownstone in Manhattan that he's renovating, and he's rich enough to fly 15 people in to France for the holidays.
His other brother lives in a quasi mansion in one of the most expensive towns and neighborhoods in the country, and has enough money to take the entire family on a trip to Florida the very next year.
Meanwhile, Frank is a lower middle class shlub living in Ohio.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 3:49 pm to OMLandshark
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Oh and by the way, a cast member will be elected President in 2016.
Posted on 12/22/16 at 5:01 pm to NawlinsTiger9
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:45 pm to TeddyPadillac
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Hell the room Kevin charged should have pissed the dad off, unless the plaza comped them.
Why would the hotel comp them but charge them room service?
That scene seems to show the dad just picked up the bill and bought the penthouse suite as well.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 8:48 pm to Breesus
Peter McCallister gives absolutely zero fricks. They make a few phone calls and he's like "We've done all we can do. We're all exhausted. Let's just go to my brothers house and not let this Kevin thing ruin our vacay." Then he ditches his wife at the airport. Total alpha.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:43 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Peter McCallister gives absolutely zero fricks. They make a few phone calls and he's like "We've done all we can do. We're all exhausted. Let's just go to my brothers house and not let this Kevin thing ruin our vacay." Then he ditches his wife at the airport. Total alpha.
Meh, he starts out the film as a complete beta. "Oh noez, my electric razor won't plug into French outlets, how will I ever shave now?"
You could use a razor and cream shave like a fricking man.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:06 pm to Feral
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Posted on 12/25/16 at 8:59 am to OMLandshark
In HA2, the look Cliff receives from the concierge is troubling. Nobody seems to care much at Tim Curry being accused of smooching everybody but the second Cliff's name is dropped they turn in utter and complete disgust at the old man. Very disrespectful to their elders and this just further shows how trashy that staff at the Plaza was and that they really had no business in the customer service field if they don't know how to show common decency to others.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 2:40 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Peter McCallister gives absolutely zero fricks. They make a few phone calls and he's like "We've done all we can do. We're all exhausted. Let's just go to my brothers house and not let this Kevin thing ruin our vacay." Then he ditches his wife at the airport. Total alpha
Posted on 11/15/17 at 10:57 am to Wally Sparks
Ok, so which one of you filthy animals owns Raising Cane’s? The whole place is themed off of Home Alone 2. I shite you not.
Posted on 11/15/17 at 11:06 am to Billder
This thread will live in infamy
Posted on 11/15/17 at 3:00 pm to JS87
I'm a big "Christmas doesn't start until Thanksgiving is over" guy, but seeing this thread pop up got me excited. I'll make an exception in this case. Can't believe it's almost been a year.
Posted on 11/15/17 at 6:20 pm to DestrehanTiger
Did we ever learn what Kevin's dad did for a living?
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