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Deadbrain Hollywood at it again: "The Bodyguard" remake in the works

Posted on 2/24/11 at 9:44 am
Posted by classictiger
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 9:44 am
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Warner Bros is rebooting its 1992 hit The Bodyguard, the film that paired Kevin Costner with Whitney Houston and became for its time one of the biggest global hits in studio history with a $411 million worldwide gross.


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The film will be scripted by Jeremiah Friedman and Nick Palmer, whose action comedy script Family Getaway made the 2010 Black List and is a priority project at Warner Bros. Dan Lin will produce through his Lin Pictures banner, and Mark Bauch is co-producer.



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I guess I shouldn't blame the producers, but the consumers. If no one went to see these "reboots" (clever way of saying unoriginal movies), then they would not get made. But who am I kidding... there's a guy in another thread considering dropping a pretty penny to see Big Momma 3 on his lunch break.


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This post was edited on 2/24/11 at 9:46 am
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 2/24/11 at 9:47 am to
I'm with you man.
American audiences get what they deserve.

This is also why Hollywood thinks that they are so smart and everyone thinks like them(or should).
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 9:51 am to
$100 says they cast Channing Tatum in this piece of shite.
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:01 am to
I want to flash forward about 50 years and see how many reboots there will be by that point.

Also, what franchises will have been rebooted the most times?



Posted by seawolf06
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:03 am to
We should start a pool on the next regurgitation from Hollywood. My money is on Blade Runner or The Elephant Man.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:05 am to
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The Elephant Man
i actually wouldn't mind seeing a reboot of this
Posted by Sophandros
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:05 am to
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Deadbrain Hollywood


If they know that they can make money doing this, why is it "deadbrain"?

Posted by Sophandros
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:07 am to
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My money is on Blade Runner or The Elephant Man.


Neither would be a bad idea.

I've long been a proponent of redoing some of the older science fiction movies using today's technology.

For example, I would LOVE to see a remake of The Black Hole.
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:08 am to
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For example, I would LOVE to see a remake of The Black Hole.


I loved that movie growing up.
I think part of the charm though, was the effects, along with the actors involved.

To redo it might not necessarily make it better.
Posted by classictiger
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:17 am to
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If they know that they can make money doing this, why is it "deadbrain"?



Precisely. They know they can make money without needing to be original. As I admitted in the original post, I blame consumers more than producers. Hollywood will only push the benchmark of originality to a certain degree-- particularly in a downtrodden economy. Why take risks that have no certain returns when you can bank on a product that has previously succeeded?

For those of us who look for original stories, we'll just have to count on the Indy market which hopefully will continue to find a growing niche in the plethora of people who understand the economics of Hollywood, but don't like being sold a used product.
Posted by constant cough
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:17 am to
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Neither would be a bad idea.



Both would be terrible ideas.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:26 am to
People complain about studios being unimaginative but when someone actually does make a unique and original film 9 times out of 10 people bitch about it because its weird. Studios are the smart ones, its the consumers who are dumb.
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:33 am to
Who is gonna sing I Will Always Love You?
Posted by Superior Pariah
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8457 posts
Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:35 am to
Katy Perry probably
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Member since Nov 2007
8857 posts
Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:37 am to
Gaga will pop out of the male lead's chest Alien style and sing it.
Posted by TigerWerm
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Member since Nov 2005
6008 posts
Posted on 2/24/11 at 10:40 am to
quote:

We should start a pool on the next regurgitation from Hollywood. My money is on Blade Runner or The Elephant Man.


quote:

We should start a pool on the next regurgitation from Hollywood. My money is on Blade Runner or The Elephant Man.


Can you imagine if someone like Christopher Nolan or Darren Aronofsky got a their hands on Blade Runner? Could be pretty cool.

Since there is no end in sight for these stupid remakes, might as well go after some movies that, while they are classics, might benefit from an updating.....see True Grit for an example.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 11:42 am to
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Who is gonna sing I Will Always Love You?




I was coming to post that it will probably be Jennifer Hudson.
Posted by Flair Chops
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Member since Nov 2010
35636 posts
Posted on 2/24/11 at 12:21 pm to
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Who is gonna sing I Will Always Love You?
quote:

I was coming to post that it will probably be Jennifer Hudson.


Niki Minaj, bank on it.
Posted by Antonio Moss
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Member since Mar 2006
49057 posts
Posted on 2/24/11 at 12:24 pm to
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I guess I shouldn't blame the producers, but the consumers.


You would be correct.

The studios make a killing off the retards that see these reboots. I don't blame them one bit.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/24/11 at 12:26 pm to
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