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Stolen Valor today at Sam's Club

Posted on 4/26/26 at 4:45 pm
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34353 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 4:45 pm
Was picking up a few things today at Sam's. There was a dad there wearing a Tennessee Vols with his two boys. I don't see too many fans of SEC schools so I said hello. Turns out he went to So.Cal and just bought the hat on vacation to the Smokies. Anyway, about then I notice one of his little guys (3 or 4 y/o) has a orthopedic boot on h8s foot. So I asked him, "How'd you hurt your foot buddy?" "I found my boot in the basement...." Dad pipes in and says, "Oh that boot is a bit of stolen Valor. He broke his foot about 8-10 months ago and found ot again and insisted on wearing it....

As a dad myself, i get it 100%...
This post was edited on 4/26/26 at 4:46 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 4/26/26 at 4:48 pm to
My grandma just gave this post a thumbs up on Facebook
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45847 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 4:48 pm to
This reminds me of the old people who post on nextdoor about their amazon package being delivered to the wrong house
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
10440 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:01 pm to
I can’t imagine allowing your kid to wear an orthopedic walking boot instead of his normal shoe. I guess I come from a generation where everything goes parenting wasn’t in vogue though.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:03 pm to
you have shitty taste in music
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7107 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:04 pm to
Did he get more samples than usual wearing the boot?
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4213 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:06 pm to
The boy equivalent of wearing a princess dress everywhere.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:10 pm to
You post like the farmer guy sounds on Napoleon Dynamite. I have no idea what you're saying.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:17 pm to
I would never wear another teams logo.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17908 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:17 pm to
Dad prob having the kid do that to park in the handicapped spots.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
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Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:22 pm to
DO YOU MIND IF I SHARE THIS????
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
19941 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:51 pm to
Hilarious. Good stuff.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34353 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

you have shitty taste in music


Which 1 of the 22,000 individual tracks on my phone (not on spotify ON MY PHONE), do you have a problem with?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105146 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 5:57 pm to
I can relate. Maxxton would wear his travel ball uniform every where if we let him.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
10979 posts
Posted on 4/26/26 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Was picking up a few things today at Sam's. There was a dad there wearing a Tennessee Vols with his two boys. I don't see too many fans of SEC schools so I said hello.


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