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Indian Scammers At It Again

Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Kneereaux
Member since Jan 2019
288 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:48 pm
I get texts saying there is suspicious activity on my Apple account every so often. I know it is scammers phishing so usually I don't respond. They give a number to call and a reference number. Today I said frick it I'm going to call and see what their end game is. I know they want all my personal info but I was interested to see how they tried to get it. Long story short, the female Indian named Emma wanted me to download the Airdroid Remote Support App so she could direct me to the proper folks to help me. I told her she was an Indian scammer and no way was I going to download that app. She said then why did you call? I said to waste your time. frick these Indian scamming mofos!
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3688 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:49 pm to
Should've told her you'd download the app if she sent bobs and vageen
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9460 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:49 pm to
As long as it made you feel good. Gotta get that dopamine hit somehow.
Posted by Jauquismos
Member since Jul 2023
610 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:51 pm to
Dont respond to scam texts or call them back b/c then they have your number and know it is active.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74516 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:52 pm to
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Indian Scammers At It Again
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
20811 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:56 pm to
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Dont respond to scam texts or call them back b/c then they have your number and know it is active.


They also collect your voice... it doesn't take much.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23921 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 5:57 pm to
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Indian Scammers


TeePee or Slurpee?
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
35903 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:01 pm to
Need to set up a Kickstarter campaign to set up a safari into India where you hunt down these scammers and beat them with a hosepipe.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66034 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:01 pm to
I call em and fart into the phone.

Now my phone smells like fart
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4444 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:05 pm to
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They also collect your voice... it doesn't take much.
I hope they are prepared for 45 minutes of my best Gilbert Godfrey impression...
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
2057 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:10 pm to
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female Indian named Emma



Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1168 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:22 pm to
Red dot or blue dot. There is a difference
Posted by SpartanSoul
Member since Aug 2016
3288 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:30 pm to
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I hope they are prepared for 45 minutes of my best Gilbert Godfrey impression...




Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138832 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:39 pm to
Ask them for feet pics to prove they’re real. It’s hilarious.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21963 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:23 pm to
There are videos out there where "hackers" are hacking into these spammers' websites & end up emptying their accounts, draining them empty. The scammers responses are hilarious.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62010 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:37 pm to
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There are videos out there where "hackers" are hacking into these spammers' websites & end up emptying their accounts, draining them empty. The scammers responses are hilarious


That should be the final exam for every cyber engineering major. To get a B you have to prove you drained an international scammer’s bank account. To get an A, drain a scammer’s account and transfer the money into an elderly person’s account who has fallen victim to one of these assholes.
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1394 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:40 pm to
We should be bombing these call centers.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24338 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:45 pm to
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We should be bombing these call centers.



Bomb bomb bomb. Bomb SIRHAN!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46708 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:55 pm to
You may want to start answering them more often. Print this out and keep it close.

Common Hindi/Hindustani Profanity
Madarchod (MC): Motherfricker.
Behenchod (BC): Sister fricker.
Chutiya: Idiot, fricker, or dumbass.
Gandu: a-hole, sometimes refers to a passive homosexual partner (used as a slur).
Bhosdike (BSDK): A common insult often translated as a-hole or bastard.
Randi: Prostitute or whore.
Chodu: fricker.
Lavde: Penis/dick (often used as an insult, literally "hair on penis").
Behen ke laude (BKL): Idiot, or literally, "sister's dick".
Kutta/Kuttiya: Dog/bitch.
Saala: Brother-in-law (used as a mild swear, meaning rascal).

Regional and Other Indian Curses
Bengali: Khanki/Magi (whore), Khanki/magir pola (son of a whore), Bokachoda (dumb frick), Bal (pubes, used as a filler for "frick").
Punjabi: Kuti (bitch), Haramjada (bastard), Pra-chodh (brother fricker).
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Notes on Usage
Context: While some terms are extreme, others like saala (rascal) are common slang.
Intent: These terms are frequently used in verbal confrontations and, as documented on platforms like Kaggle, are central to online profanity moderation.
Mythological Curses: In a traditional sense, Indian mythology features powerful curses (shraap), such as Sage Durvasa's curse on Shakuntala
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3861 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:05 pm to
I told my sister in law I was prejudice against Indian scam callers. I could see she was getting upset but then realized she is half native American. Told her to chill, was talking about the dot on forehead. Then she relaxed and said she hates those frickers too.
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