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Do any of you wear pull-up old man jeans that don’t require you to zip or button them?

Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:54 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10361 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:54 pm
Those things are so soft and comfortable. I’m thinking about getting some. It’s also really easy and convenient to be able to just pull them up and not zip or button anything.

Maybe I’m just lazy. Lol
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35251 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:56 pm to
The the zipper stopped staying up on the last two pair of jeans I’ve bought. Pretty much immediately. And no I’m not fat.

Elastic here we come. Button fly is too much work for someone who drinks coffee and water all day.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156649 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:57 pm to
no but I may start

thanks for the tip
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
9265 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Do any of you wear pull-up old man jeans that don’t require you to zip or button them?


I mean at that point you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22508 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:58 pm to
I picked up a pair from goodwill years back and they're great for around the house. Don't wear them in public tho
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42099 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:59 pm to
you mean sweat pants?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156649 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

at that point you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely
and thank you for that tip
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4027 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:03 pm to
Nope, but I found these. I think they'll be a hit for the over 60 crowd.

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"Wet look, dry feel," the company promises. "Our jeans are designed to mimic the aesthetic of urinary incontinence without the commonly associated discomfort."

The founder of Wet Pants Denim -- a 20-something Manhattanite who won't share his name or company sales figures -- assures me the company's products are "100% real," and a reporter from Mel Magazine confirms this after ordering a pair to see for himself.

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Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30247 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:04 pm to
That is one of the things on my list that if I ever start contemplating seriously, it is also time to consider euthanizing myself seriously.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35251 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

I mean at that point you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely


Haha. I just wear Costco pants. I buy a pair every time they’re on sale. At $14.99, you can rack up quite the collection. Slide on Keen work boots. I’m very cosmo.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2097 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Those things are so soft and comfortable

How would you know if you never had any?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138900 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:09 pm to
I wear what is comfortable now, and don't care what anyone thinks.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1718 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:19 pm to
Not yet but will be soon because since I retired I am having trouble finding the field where all of my fricks are planted and I like beer.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3769 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely


Oh, like Hey Dudes?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84361 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:21 pm to
The last time I shite my pants was two years ago. Not happening again.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4872 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:41 pm to
I have just about quit wearing jeans anymore.I discovered Wrangler All Terrain pants.More comfortable than jeans,cooler in hot weather,warmer in cool weather.Have several different colors.
Do have a button and zipper.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39051 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:16 pm to
Who knew zipping or buttoning was so onerous?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9271 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:22 pm to
This might be the lowest rock bottom thread yet on the OT.
Posted by jasonbr1975
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2024
1880 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Oh, like Hey Dudes?

No, I think they mean those sketchers slip ins.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15497 posts
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:51 pm to
You cheap assholes wonder why your wives won't bang you. A $ 100pair of jeans that lasts over a decade will stop your wife from being ashamed of you.
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