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Do any of you wear pull-up old man jeans that don’t require you to zip or button them?
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:54 pm
Those things are so soft and comfortable. I’m thinking about getting some. It’s also really easy and convenient to be able to just pull them up and not zip or button anything.
Maybe I’m just lazy. Lol
Maybe I’m just lazy. Lol
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:56 pm to cbree88
The the zipper stopped staying up on the last two pair of jeans I’ve bought. Pretty much immediately. And no I’m not fat.
Elastic here we come. Button fly is too much work for someone who drinks coffee and water all day.
Elastic here we come. Button fly is too much work for someone who drinks coffee and water all day.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:57 pm to cbree88
no but I may start
thanks for the tip
thanks for the tip
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:58 pm to McLemore
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Do any of you wear pull-up old man jeans that don’t require you to zip or button them?
I mean at that point you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely
Posted on 4/12/26 at 7:58 pm to cbree88
I picked up a pair from goodwill years back and they're great for around the house. Don't wear them in public tho
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:00 pm to Allthatfades
quote:and thank you for that tip
at that point you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:03 pm to cbree88
Nope, but I found these. I think they'll be a hit for the over 60 crowd.
Ever spilled something on your pants while out in public? Ever thought to yourself, "Sure, it might seem like I peed myself, but my pants actually look kind of cool now. I'm just gonna own this." Then maybe Wet Pants Denim is for you. If what it says is on the level, the company sells jeans designed to make it seem like you lost a battle with your bladder.
"Wet look, dry feel," the company promises. "Our jeans are designed to mimic the aesthetic of urinary incontinence without the commonly associated discomfort."
The founder of Wet Pants Denim -- a 20-something Manhattanite who won't share his name or company sales figures -- assures me the company's products are "100% real," and a reporter from Mel Magazine confirms this after ordering a pair to see for himself.
"Believe it or not, there are people who actually do enjoy the 'wet look,'" the company's creator tells me via email, sharing this photo to prove the point. "It's unclear to us if this is meant as a sexual fetish or for pure shock value, though it doesn't really matter either way."

Ever spilled something on your pants while out in public? Ever thought to yourself, "Sure, it might seem like I peed myself, but my pants actually look kind of cool now. I'm just gonna own this." Then maybe Wet Pants Denim is for you. If what it says is on the level, the company sells jeans designed to make it seem like you lost a battle with your bladder.
"Wet look, dry feel," the company promises. "Our jeans are designed to mimic the aesthetic of urinary incontinence without the commonly associated discomfort."
The founder of Wet Pants Denim -- a 20-something Manhattanite who won't share his name or company sales figures -- assures me the company's products are "100% real," and a reporter from Mel Magazine confirms this after ordering a pair to see for himself.
"Believe it or not, there are people who actually do enjoy the 'wet look,'" the company's creator tells me via email, sharing this photo to prove the point. "It's unclear to us if this is meant as a sexual fetish or for pure shock value, though it doesn't really matter either way."

Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:04 pm to cbree88
That is one of the things on my list that if I ever start contemplating seriously, it is also time to consider euthanizing myself seriously.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:06 pm to Allthatfades
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I mean at that point you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely
Haha. I just wear Costco pants. I buy a pair every time they’re on sale. At $14.99, you can rack up quite the collection. Slide on Keen work boots. I’m very cosmo.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:06 pm to cbree88
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Those things are so soft and comfortable
How would you know if you never had any?
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:09 pm to cbree88
I wear what is comfortable now, and don't care what anyone thinks.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:19 pm to cbree88
Not yet but will be soon because since I retired I am having trouble finding the field where all of my fricks are planted and I like beer.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:20 pm to Allthatfades
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you might as well get some Velcro shoes and say frick it completely
Oh, like Hey Dudes?
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:21 pm to cbree88
The last time I shite my pants was two years ago. Not happening again.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:41 pm to biglego
I have just about quit wearing jeans anymore.I discovered Wrangler All Terrain pants.More comfortable than jeans,cooler in hot weather,warmer in cool weather.Have several different colors.
Do have a button and zipper.
Do have a button and zipper.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:16 pm to cbree88
Who knew zipping or buttoning was so onerous?
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:22 pm to cbree88
This might be the lowest rock bottom thread yet on the OT.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:38 pm to TygerLyfe
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Oh, like Hey Dudes?
No, I think they mean those sketchers slip ins.
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