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Posted on 4/10/26 at 4:40 pm
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41428 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 4:40 pm
They can eat a dick.

I've defended them for years because you got a HUGE amount of fries. Even the small was larger than a large fry anywhere else.

They now have a tiny container for the small. No lagniappe in the bag.. The small is now actually small. It is the same size as McDonalds.

Roast them away. Now they are amazingly over priced.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41428 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 4:50 pm to
I think you should see the new sizes before down voting.

It simply isn't worth the prices anymore and I just defended them last flipping week.
Posted by CastleBravo
Rapid City, SD
Member since Sep 2013
1691 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 5:06 pm to

Welcome to the club.

5 guys is just not worth the $.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80447 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 5:11 pm to
Literally $25 for a cheeseburger, medium fries, and medium drink.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41428 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 5:11 pm to
It isn't just the smaller size. It is that they no longer toss the extra in the bag too. So it was a double whammy.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19416 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 5:32 pm to
Never got the hype. Chili's has better burgers by a mile, not to mention fries. 5 Guys fries were always limp crap, that's why they threw so many in a bag, to make you forget about the quality. Never got the appeal of this place, but to each his own.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
84311 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 5:54 pm to
I haven't eaten at a 5 Guys in almost 8 years.

That shite was too expensive back then. Can't imagine how much it costs now.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41428 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

5 Guys fries were always limp crap,
You can order well done to get crispy and I live the cajun seasoning.

Not anymore.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78255 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

I haven't eaten at a 5 Guys in almost 8 years.

That shite was too expensive back then. Can't imagine how much it costs now


In 2018 it wasn’t expensive. It was priced correctly at $10-14 range. $25 is way too much for a burger.
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1392 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 8:01 pm to
I used to go the the original Five Guys in Arlington, Virginia. The place was tiny. There were no tables or chairs. You waited on your order and ate peanuts. When it was ready they sacked it up and you took it home.

The burgers were amazing. They had a local bakery cook the buns and they were more like rolls. They also had more choices of toppings. The fries were the best. They tried to copy Thrasher's french fries in Ocean City, Maryland.

Five Guys today is just an overpriced burger joint. There are plenty of other places that are just as good or better.
Posted by Redhead57
Member since Dec 2021
405 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 8:39 pm to
If you are ever in Arkansas. Try David’s hamburger with fresh fries. They have the best burger I have ever eaten for fast food. Very clean. The only one I know of is in Conway on 65 north. I think there are more in the state. Check it out
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47023 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 9:57 pm to
Would rather get Culver’s or Freddie’s for half the price
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20738 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 10:30 pm to
Went a couple months ago for first time to the one by Rouses on airline

Didnt know about them giving lots of fries. Me wife and son. Basically 3 burgers fries
And drinks

65 fricking dollars.

And it took like 25 minutes. Every employee there was from south of the border and couldn’t speak english. They would call out the orders not being able to pronounce them
The crowd that had developed since it was taking so long for everyone had to ask them to repeat who they called multiple times.
Never again
Posted by SmoothBox
Member since May 2023
2750 posts
Posted on 4/10/26 at 11:27 pm to
How fat are you?
Posted by montana
Bozeman, MT
Member since Dec 2008
1594 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 12:37 am to
In Bozeman, 5 Guys is awesome.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63328 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:00 am to
Their fries have always been bad. Why would I want more of them? How fat are you?
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
41428 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:25 am to
You fricking people are assholes. Simple as that. Go frick yourself. The point of the whole spiel is the price it too high but they gave you a lot of food. Now they don't and they didn't just cut back a little. The dropped all the way down to the size of regular chains which at their price point is ridiculous.

In short you too can eat a dick.
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1263 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:31 am to
quote:

In short you too can eat a dick.



This isn't an insult to little Mo Jeaux. He eats more dick than you do French fries.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63328 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:33 am to
quote:

The point of the whole spiel is the price it too high but they gave you a lot of food.


Right, which is why I asked if you were fat.

Most people who aren’t gluttonous, when faced with a subpar overpriced food product would choose not to partake (personally, I’ve always found their fries soggy and simultaneously over cooked, which is certainly an achievement. Their burgers were always subpar as well).

You, however, fund delight in the fact that they were willing to pile those subpar fries in a bag for you.

quote:

You fricking people are assholes. Simple as that. Go frick yourself.


It’s Saturday morning. You need to relax.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63328 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:35 am to
quote:

MobileJosh


Did you wear your fishing shirt on Easter Sunday? You certainly let your red neck temper get the best of you on the OT when people made fun of you.

And now you’re in here talking about dick with your butt buddy who you chose to knight for. I hope he sees your post, fricktwat.
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