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Hipster Dufus refuses to exit vehicle; it does not end well. Edited for Kafka.

Posted on 4/1/26 at 9:44 pm
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
2715 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 9:44 pm
This is the short version. Full version in the next post.

Yes, he does sound exactly like he looks. Recording and publishing the video that helped lead to this is the icing on the cake.


This post was edited on 4/1/26 at 10:43 pm
Posted by Gifman
Sanibel, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18544 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 9:45 pm to
That’s Zappas Stach
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
2715 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 9:46 pm to
If you dare to hear 20 bonus minutes of this Muppet, enjoy.

Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
20877 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 9:52 pm to
a-hole. Know-it-all. Attention seeker, then victim. Hate people like that. He needs his arse kicked.
Posted by Mobile Patriot
Mobile
Member since Aug 2024
970 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:12 pm to
That's what happens when a moron watches a couple of sovereign citizens videos and thinks he is F. Lee Bailey.
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1496 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:12 pm to
Just think, that guy is raising a kid? And his vote counts just as much as yours and mine.

We are doomed.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96107 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:18 pm to
It’ll be a good day when those twits start fearing us
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156397 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:29 pm to
quote:

Hipster Duffus
it's spelled doofus, dufus
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
2715 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

doofus
noun
doo·?fus 'dü-f?s -fis
variants or less commonly dufus
pluraldoofuses also dufuses 'dü-f?-siz
Synonyms of doofus
slang
: a stupid, incompetent, or foolish person


I will remove one of the F's for you. To err is human, though I will strive to be better.

Regards,

Boomer



Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156397 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

plural doofuses also dufuses
doofi
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26276 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:58 pm to
I couldn’t stand the narration after only 10 seconds. Therefore I was out.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8740 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

F. Lee Bailey
Who is Lee Bailey and what did he do to you?


Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
7593 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:02 pm to
I really want to frick that guy up. Piece of shite that thinks his day is more important than everyone else’s.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
156397 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

quote:

F. Lee Bailey
Who is Lee Bailey and what did he do to you?


He also got Dr Sam Sheppard (whose case inspired The Fugitive) released after 10 yrs in prison





Bailey would credit the TV series for helping Sheppard's case

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
38980 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:32 am to
Bullet to the head.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26587 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:34 am to
quote:

That’s Zappas Stach




That guy's poor son. He's gonna be relentlessly bullied because of his shite piece dad.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2789 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 1:50 am to
quote:

hat guy's poor son. He's gonna be relentlessly bullied because of his shite piece dad


I doubt it. And honestly if this is the father what do you think the kid is like. Bullying never made it into this equation.

I have a bunch of kids and I’ve been arrested way more times than I have kids.(misspent youth. Harmless)

I’ve been an a-hole to the cop one time. Want to guess how many times I actually went to jail and court?

Oddly, legit wasn’t doing shite wrong. You can’t litigate on the side of the road.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
20605 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 1:52 am to
I imagine this is what talking to SlowFlowPro is like in real life.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63226 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:06 am to
Hipster?
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
2529 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:10 am to
Ofcourse he wears a fedora
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