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UPDATE: World's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, *NOT* dead at 193+ years old

Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:33 pm
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
984 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:33 pm

UPDATE: Sorry folks, looks like I shared a fake account looking for crypto donations. My bad

This post was edited on 4/2/26 at 1:42 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91181 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:34 pm to
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Jonathan


wonder who will be the last living seagull on that island?
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18790 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:35 pm to
First you make a roux
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
64918 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:35 pm to
Aw frick that.
Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2713 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:37 pm to
>190 years old on st Helena?

Wonder if napoleon saw him
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121725 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:41 pm to
You don't usually see males being the oldest living... ____ Good for him but RIP
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
64918 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:42 pm to
No, Napoleon died in 1821. Jonathan came not long after though, and they don't really know how old he was when he got there.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:42 pm to
I have a few tortoises that will surely outlive me. This is a very sad day.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68999 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:43 pm to
RIP Harambe
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:44 pm to
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dead at 193+ years old


what a stat
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18790 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:44 pm to
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I have a few tortoises that will surely outlive me. This is a very sad day.


Have you never driven down Lakeshore Ave in the spring and summer? The navigation skills of turtles is on par with Helen Keller
This post was edited on 4/1/26 at 2:52 pm
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
915 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:45 pm to
This wasn't on my 2026 celebrity death list
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7005 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:46 pm to
Dang, Jonathan the tortoise is older than Joe Biden and Pelosi combined.

RIP little man! Slow and steady wins the race!
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5667 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:46 pm to
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The world's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, dead at 193+ years old


Dude has seen some shite over 193 years
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16575 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:49 pm to
damn, said to hear. Tortoises are some cool critters.


A dude who lived not far from me had one. My old dog loved it. Every now and then he'd lose it on his 10 acres and I'd bring my dog over to find it for him.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
41835 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:51 pm to
Come on Jonathan.

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33074 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:54 pm to
No more asking Mr Owl...

Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18790 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:01 pm to
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Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18790 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:02 pm to
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No more asking Mr Owl...


Mmmm I love a Tootsie Roll pop. Grape is the tits.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19807 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:02 pm to
Harambe and Jonathan are inspirations
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