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UPDATE: World's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, *NOT* dead at 193+ years old
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:33 pm
UPDATE: Sorry folks, looks like I shared a fake account looking for crypto donations. My bad
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Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:34 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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Jonathan
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:35 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
First you make a roux
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:37 pm to blueboy
>190 years old on st Helena?
Wonder if napoleon saw him
Wonder if napoleon saw him
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:41 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
You don't usually see males being the oldest living... ____ Good for him but RIP
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:42 pm to wileyjones
No, Napoleon died in 1821. Jonathan came not long after though, and they don't really know how old he was when he got there.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:42 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
I have a few tortoises that will surely outlive me. This is a very sad day.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:44 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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dead at 193+ years old
what a stat
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:44 pm to BlackAdam
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I have a few tortoises that will surely outlive me. This is a very sad day.
Have you never driven down Lakeshore Ave in the spring and summer? The navigation skills of turtles is on par with Helen Keller
This post was edited on 4/1/26 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:45 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
This wasn't on my 2026 celebrity death list
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:46 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Dang, Jonathan the tortoise is older than Joe Biden and Pelosi combined.
RIP little man! Slow and steady wins the race!
RIP little man! Slow and steady wins the race!
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:46 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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The world's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, dead at 193+ years old
Dude has seen some shite over 193 years
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:49 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
damn, said to hear. Tortoises are some cool critters.
A dude who lived not far from me had one. My old dog loved it. Every now and then he'd lose it on his 10 acres and I'd bring my dog over to find it for him.
A dude who lived not far from me had one. My old dog loved it. Every now and then he'd lose it on his 10 acres and I'd bring my dog over to find it for him.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 2:51 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Come on Jonathan.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:02 pm to Hangover Haven
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No more asking Mr Owl...
Mmmm I love a Tootsie Roll pop. Grape is the tits.
Posted on 4/1/26 at 3:02 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
Harambe and Jonathan are inspirations
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