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What’s it like being an airline pilot?

Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:27 am
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:27 am
Do you ever have stressful moments where you thought the plane was going to crash? Do you usually get along well with other pilots and crew? Ever enjoy the destination you fly to or do you have to turn around and leave right away? Does doing checks before takeoff become monotonous?
This post was edited on 3/31/26 at 9:28 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:29 am to
777 will be here in a few minutes after the stewardess finishes sucking him off somewhere over the Atlantic
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:30 am to
Now we know where 777 will be all day

Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10901 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:31 am to
Have you ever checked this website while piloting?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:34 am to


Tuscaloosa to the government rn
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:34 am to
It has it's ups and downs...
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:34 am to
Complementary blow & hookers in the pilot's lounge...
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:34 am to
Do you have multiple wives & families across world living multiple lives?
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
5980 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:35 am to
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Have you ever checked this website while piloting?


Crew- “a wing is on fire”
Pilot- “hold on, I’m trolling the OT”
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:35 am to
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Do you ever have stressful moments where you thought the plane was going to crash? Do you usually get along well with other pilots and crew? Ever enjoy the destination you fly to or do you have to turn around and leave right away? Does doing checks before takeoff become monotonous?


I know a guy that flies for JetBlue. He said it's very relaxed and chill for the most part.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3433 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:36 am to
Do you try to garble your communication to the cabin?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7388 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:36 am to
People ask you this all the time
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:37 am to
I have a buddy that is a commercial airline pilot for Southwest. He's not married and has no kids and loves the lifestyle, but he's about to get married (2nd time) and they want kids. He's angling to shift over to the private aviation route. His soon to be wife makes a good bit of money so he can scale back a bit. Said being a single, young pilot (before his current relationship started) was certainly "fun" if you know what I mean. He's also a decent looking fella, which didn't hurt him.

He's said not once has he thought he was going to crash since taking his current job and the absolute worst part of the job is the passengers. Had to personally intervene a few times when they were belligerently drunk and/or aggressive toward flight attendants.

I always ask him about his job because I find it fascinating.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31368 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:37 am to
It's probably very stressful.
You have to wake up every day, determined to tell every person in the world that you're a pilot.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
5980 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:38 am to
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Do you try to garble your communication to the cabin?


I feel like knowing what to say on the intercom would be a lot of pressure also. I feel I’d try to be too funny but nobody would laugh
Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
3765 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:39 am to
Of course I am no pilot, but having flown a ton in the last few years i would think it is mostly routine. The cockpit of the airbuses that JetBlue uses appear to be very automated complete with just a joystick controller and no yoke. The plane probably flies and lands itself mostly if everything is going as it should.
This post was edited on 3/31/26 at 9:41 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
130892 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:40 am to
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He's said not once has he thought he was going to crash since taking his current job and the absolute worst part of the job is the passengers. Had to personally intervene a few times when they were belligerently drunk and/or aggressive toward flight attendants.



This is why flying for fedex or ups seems like a much better gig
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2144 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:40 am to
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777 will be here in a few minutes after the stewardess finishes sucking him off somewhere over the Atlantic


I'll bet he loves taking selfies. And staring at them.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17967 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:41 am to
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It's probably very stressful.
You have to wake up every day, determined to tell every person in the world that you're a pilot.


Can't be any worse than being a vegetarian.
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5232 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 9:43 am to
Yeah but I'd assume you're mainly flying late at night most flights.
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